Not Enough Marlboros Can Be Manufactured...

[Calamity Jane]

to get me through this weekend!

I have the guestrooms almost clean. Even went out and bought brand new blankets and sheets for the beds... I need to vacuum and clean the windows... then it's on to the rest of the house...

but i just remembered... i also have to go through the house room by room... removing books, pictures, candles, jewelry, etc. anything that 'might' imply that i 'might' not be a good lil lutheran wife...

sooo... they've been my in-laws for 7 years... wouldn't you think i could at least leave my books on my shelves?


woo hoo! all is not lost... i found beer while cleaning out from under my desk!!!! i may get this shit done yet!

 

[Marxist]

You found beer under your desk?

When was the last time you cleaned? The Nixon administration?

*quickly checks under desk for a Budweiser*

 

[Calamity Jane]

ok, so i'm not exactly a neat freak...

but darlin, the first pres i remember was carter, and only vaguely.

is pot legal yet?

 

[Mischka]

Sorry to hear about the last minute stress cleaning binge, pagan. Hope that beer you found was at least a six pack.

I was wondering - what kind of candles do you have that would imply you're not a good Lutheran? I'm imagining big burning penises on the mantle.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I was wondering - what kind of candles do you have that would imply you're not a good Lutheran? I'm imagining big burning penises on the mantle.

LMAO.. no, though if i could run out and buy one right now, i would.

i have ritual candles set out... and some black ones, because dammit i LIKE black candles... but i can't even let my daughter wear her 'honor thy mother t-shirt (has the earth on it under the slogan)... because that's too pagan...

waaaaahhhhhhh....

got any cheese?