NOT Changing Your Penis Size

[CWatson]

aw, come ON...you totally made that up!!!

Your point being...?

 

[satindesire]

Your point being...?

I KNEW IT!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Unless it's attached to testosterone1. Then it's a "schlort."

ROAR!!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

It's still redlining Schlong. >_< FF is stupid when it comes to slang.

But if that's the accepted spelling of the weirdest word for 'Penis' out there, I'll take it.

Maybe you should try tally-whacker instead?

 

[xander1083]

Be thankful for what you have right now

 

[Eilan]

Maybe you should try tally-whacker instead?

"Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal."

[/random Porky's moment]

 

[Cattypuss]

I love some of the names for penises (penes, I s'spose, strictly)

todger
tadger
tool
one-eyed trouser-snake
third leg
old chap (my personal all-time favourite)

 

[NippleMuncher]

Eilan - Tallywhacker it is!

I love some of the names for penises (penes, I s'spose, strictly)

todger
tadger
tool
one-eyed trouser-snake
third leg
old chap (my personal all-time favourite)

Isn't the plural of penis = peni (Peeneye )

Don't forget:
Johnson
Richard or Richard head (dick, dickhead )
twig & berries or in the case of this thread Mighty Oak and Watermelons

 

[shiny5437]

Purple ended trouser piccolo anyone?

 

[Cattypuss]

mmmmmmm yes please!

 

[NippleMuncher]

I can't believe that SilverWhisper has let this thread go dormant for more than 24hours!

 

[CWatson]

Purple ended trouser piccolo anyone?

Nope. No one. Sorry.