Not Another Fucking Rap Song About Trolls!

Brinnie

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I wrote this rap song for my Idiot Of The Month thread and I thought I'd submit it here for feedback...


♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫boom "uh" boom "uh" boom "uh" boom.


WHY... Why DO you talk shit?
I'd kick your ass, pig, but you ain't even worth it.
Like you don't fucking know - You're the troll of the heard,
In reality, you show - you're the narc of nerds!

Now step 2 me bitch - and step 2 me bitch,
STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, BITCH
I'LL STRAIT KILL U!
And I won't bat an eye.
Pucha hands up - bitch reach for the sky!
  • ♫ And three... two... three, two, one.
    Throw ya hands up - if ya havin fun!
  • ♫ I said a one... a two... a one, two, three.
    Put down the badge - U AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!
Wanna cry to mommy? Wanna report my shit?
Oink! Oink! Little piggy - don't you wish? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/pig.gif


The Forum Rat.
The Narc,
The Cop,
The Bitch...


AND THE WINNER IS:

♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom chit - da-boom-ba-boom chit...♫♫ ♫
 
Brinnie said:
I wrote this rap song for my Idiot Of The Month thread and I thought I'd submit it here for feedback...


♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫boom "uh" boom "uh" boom "uh" boom.


WHY... Why DO you talk shit?
I'd kick your ass, pig, but you ain't even worth it.
Like you don't fucking know - You're the troll of the heard,
In reality, you show - you're the narc of nerds!

Now step 2 me bitch - and step 2 me bitch,
STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, BITCH
I'LL STRAIT KILL U!
And I won't bat an eye.
Pucha hands up - bitch reach for the sky!
  • ♫ And three... two... three, two, one.
    Throw ya hands up - if ya havin fun!
  • ♫ I said a one... a two... a one, two, three.
    Put down the badge - U AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!
Wanna cry to mommy? Wanna report my shit?
Oink! Oink! Little piggy - don't you wish? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/pig.gif


The Forum Rat.
The Narc,
The Cop,
The Bitch...


AND THE WINNER IS:

♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom chit - da-boom-ba-boom chit...♫♫ ♫


ROFL :D Ahh, you have come very far in only three rap posts :D Another good dig, Brinnie LOL - LOL
 
Brinnie said:
I wrote this rap song for my Idiot Of The Month thread and I thought I'd submit it here for feedback...


♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫boom "uh" boom "uh" boom "uh" boom.


WHY... Why DO you talk shit?
I'd kick your ass, pig, but you ain't even worth it.
Like you don't fucking know - You're the troll of the heard,
In reality, you show - you're the narc of nerds!

Now step 2 me bitch - and step 2 me bitch,
STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, STEP 2 ME, BITCH
I'LL STRAIT KILL U!
And I won't bat an eye.
Pucha hands up - bitch reach for the sky!
  • ♫ And three... two... three, two, one.
    Throw ya hands up - if ya havin fun!
  • ♫ I said a one... a two... a one, two, three.
    Put down the badge - U AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!
Wanna cry to mommy? Wanna report my shit?
Oink! Oink! Little piggy - don't you wish? http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/pig.gif


The Forum Rat.
The Narc,
The Cop,
The Bitch...


AND THE WINNER IS:

♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom chit - da-boom-ba-boom chit...♫♫ ♫


LMAO...

I like it... :D

woohoo go brinnie :nana:
 
Thanks Everybody!

Due to popular demand, here's the sequel...









♫♫ ♫ bum bum, chittita dum bum dum dahhhh
bum bum, chittita dum dumb fuck dahhhh... ♫♫ ♫


Doodle-Lee-do Dee-do!
do do do do doo doot!

Doodle-Lee-do Dee-do!
doo doo doo doo doot!



When a posters bad / On the General Board...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?








:nana: THE FORUM NARC! :nana:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/RED.jpg









When you see some spam / And it don't look good...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?








:nana: THE FORUM NARC! :nana:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/RED.jpg







I ain't afraid a no troll
I ain't afraid a no troll - (yea yea yea yea!)


If ya seein' pics / with a copyright...
WHO YA GONNA CALL?









THE FORUM NARC!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/RED.jpg








when a poster bumps / a few old threads...
YA BETTER CALL







:nana: THE FORUM NARC! :nana:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/literotica/RED.jpg



Bustin' Makes Him Feel Goood!
 
linuxgeek = RAT said:
I see you wrote a song about me... How clever :p

Go to bed, you are stupid.

PS: Brinnie is in personals ;) :rose: And this ain't the GB or Chyoo.
 
Brinnie said:

♫♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫ boom boom chit - da-boom boom chit,
♫boom "uh" boom "uh" boom "uh" boom.

Just curious...how do you put melody to that?​
 
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