Normal, non-sex fiend male seeks normal, non-fiendish female

[CreamyOnTheInside]

Ok, I realize how important a lengthy post history is here on Lit. People with a handful of posts are usually dismissed as alts or newbie flyaways who won't be here after one lame sequel encounter.

I get it.

I also get that, other than this totally witty post (keep reading, we're getting there), you really have no reason to respond.

So far I'm not really doing much to sell myself..... shit.

Ok, here's the deal. Of course everyone here knows playtime could happen. Or not. Sometimes it develops organically over time and sometimes it just happens. But thats not why I'm here...

40-ish male with good grammar skills and 9.85/10 of my original fingers seeks female with same (or better).

Rapturous sense of humor and master of sarcasm is a must. Should like trying new food, travel, cuckoo clocks and the occasional game of darts/bowling/geocaching.

Does this sound too specific? Dang, I hope not to eliminate any potential suitors right out of the gate...

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Your ad may be too specific if your intended is to like cuckoo clocks and games of darts/bowling/geocaching. On the flip side, your ad is funny, which gives you an advantage over the majority of others. That and a title that stands out should get you some clicks at least. It makes it bumpworthy in my book, so I wish you luck in your search.

Ok, I realize how important a lengthy post history is here on Lit. People with a handful of posts are usually dismissed as alts or newbie flyaways who won't be here after one lame sequel encounter.

I get it.

I also get that, other than this totally witty post (keep reading, we're getting there), you really have no reason to respond.

So far I'm not really doing much to sell myself..... shit.

Ok, here's the deal. Of course everyone here knows playtime could happen. Or not. Sometimes it develops organically over time and sometimes it just happens. But thats not why I'm here...

40-ish male with good grammar skills and 9.85/10 of my original fingers seeks female with same (or better).

Rapturous sense of humor and master of sarcasm is a must. Should like trying new food, travel, cuckoo clocks and the occasional game of darts/bowling/geocaching.

Does this sound too specific? Dang, I hope not to eliminate any potential suitors right out of the gate...

 

[CreamyOnTheInside]

Your ad may be too specific if your intended is to like cuckoo clocks and games of darts/bowling/geocaching. On the flip side, your ad is funny, which gives you an advantage over the majority of others. That and a title that stands out should get you some clicks at least. It makes it bumpworthy in my book, so I wish you luck in your search.

Many thanks! I do have some flexibility on the clocks and games but they would need to be replaced by something of equal interest.
You could replace cuckoo clocks with the latest in flashlight technology, for example. There's lots of options for someone of the right mindset and with an appropriate amount of willingness to stray from the beaten path

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

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I hope the woman of your dreams turns on the light and finds you during their geocaching adventure.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A family member got me a cuckoo clock one year for Christmas. Worst gift ever. Good luck finding someone amazing with horrible taste in home decor.

 

[EmpressV]

Yeah, you were doing well till the cuckoo clock. But perhaps you will find the clock-loving Swiss miss of your dreams! For your sake, I hope so!

 

[Jada59]

Oh snap! Nothing I love more than a cuckoo clock, unless it's tacos. And the last time I played darts? Uh... Let's just say the guy lived to tell about it. How was I to know he just got off work at Target? Hate to travel though. I wish you well in your quest.