Norm!

[The Mutt]

"What's shaking, Norm?"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."
.

 

[semen4her]

Sam: What will you have, Norm?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

 

[semen4her]

A Cliff thread would have been funnier, btw.

 

[semen4her]

One more

Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

 

[KRCummings]

A Cliff thread would have been funnier, btw.

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

 

[mediocre]

Woody: How's it going Mr. Peterson?

Norm: It's a dog eat dog world out there Woody and I am wearing milkbone underwear.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm; I know, if she calls, I'm not here.

 

[clutch1]

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm; I know, if she calls, I'm not here.

Classic.