Norfolk/Portsmouth

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[Wat_Tyler]

Close, sailor, but you'll have to wait to meet Wat.


You may not live long enough.

 

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[Wat_Tyler]

People, not necessarily you, are somewhat intimidated by me. But the opposite applies. Any one of you on this board could leave your 18 year old daughter in JAJ's custody while you paint the town in complete confidence.

I'm really warm and fuzzy.

Not me at all.


I think I shocked Perg when I wouldn't meet him for a beer.


You up on bidness? Gotta be bidness - no other reason in Hell to be in Portsmouth.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I thought you meant England. I was just gonna shave me legs.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

That be soon. I was going to take Johnny with me but he has become infatuated with horse cock as of late.

What the fuck is up with em? First St Peter now Johnny. I can't compete with equines. I should have stuck with you.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

I would never say "see I told you so," but, it's all about the girth these days with JAJ women. The merry go round never stops and it still only costs a dime.

I think I'm going to find a dark corner and ponder this post. Praps take up my thigh writing again to make amends.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

I still have that picture.

I have tried on numerous occasions to get a proper tile guy to imprint it so I could mount it in the shower. That way I could wash .......never mind, I've lost mental capacity again.

Don't tell Johnny. You're the only man I've written on my thighs for.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

How New Hampshire and Maine managed to talk Massachusetts out of adopting the name of Portsmouth, I will never know.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Even on the interwebs, Johnny gets friendzoned!

 

[JohnnySavage]

btw... I was stationed out of Norfolk for a few years. I didn't spend much time there though.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Were you there when those signs starting popping up on the regular folks yards?

Sailors keep off the lawn?


I was there from about 1982 until about 1986... but I was punching holes in the ocean most of that time. Back to back med cruises, playing with the bad guys under the ice, excursions into central america. I was a man on the move.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Yep, the "No Dogs, No Sailors."

Good ol' Norfolk, what a shit hole.

I, up until that night, was the only Chief to ever get thrown out of the CPO club. Fucking MWR ruined them all. Except for the one in Little Creek, Chiefs bought it back.

I hooked up with a stripper and got us an apartment. A few weeks later I made a trip up North for 4 months. When I got back all my stuff was gone, there was an eviction notice on the door, and my truck was in the impound.

Sometimes I wonder whatever happened to that young lady.

 

[trysail]

Yep, the "No Dogs, No Sailors."

Good ol' Norfolk, what a shit hole.

I, up until that night, was the only Chief to ever get thrown out of the CPO club. Fucking MWR ruined them all. Except for the one in Little Creek, Chiefs bought it back.

I Jet Noise


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[Wat_Tyler]

I spent a weekend with a woman whose house was under the Oceana flight path.


Just the one.


I could not possibly care less what happened to her.