Nora...

[lilminx]

Jew make me laugh.

 

[HeavyStick]

hehe

 

[Nora]

hahaha! shit I spewed chopped liver and onion cracker all over my desk!

Jew crazyyyyy, girl!

 

[lilminx]

Well then, Jew better go clean that mess up. Oy vey!

 

[Nora]

half-jew seen the paper towels? Mein Gott in Himmel! I swear they walk off by themselves!

 

[Eumenides]

I MUST be tired.

This thread made me snort...

 

[HeavyStick]

half-jew

Goldie Hawn... Harrison Ford

 

[Saint Peter]

Mein Gott in Himmel

Can we get a translation for the heathens here please?

 

[Nora]

Goldie Hawn... Harrison Ford

Put 'em both together, what a fine lookin' Jew!

 

[Nora]

Mein Gott in Himmel

Can we get a translation for the heathens here please?

My God in Heaven

 

[Saint Peter]

My God in Heaven

Thank you Nora.

 

[lilminx]

Goldie Hawn... Harrison Ford

Technically, me too (although I really don't consider myself any religion).

 

[Problem Child]

Mein Gott in Himmel

Can we get a translation for the heathens here please?

I guess the standards for sainthood must have been relaxed considerably.

 

[lilminx]

I guess the standards for sainthood must have been relaxed considerably.

Heh heh.

 

[Nora]

Pete's the bargain Saint.

 

[Saint Peter]

I guess the standards for sainthood must have been relaxed considerably.

We take what we can get Padre.

 

[Problem Child]

Pete's the bargain Saint.

Peter, patron saint of Wal-Mart.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Hence the need for a clean-up on aisle 6.

 

[Nora]

hehehehe! He needs an av of a bouncing happy-face wearing a thorny crown and carrying a bottle of Coors. *smirk*

 

[Saint Peter]

Just because the Jews have been under attack tonight is not a reason to go after the Catholics.

And to make me the WalMart poster saint is in plain bad taste.

 

[lilminx]

Pete's the bargain Saint.

I give you two dollah fo him!

 

[Saint Peter]

I give you two dollah fo him!

SOLD!

 

[Problem Child]

how about K-Mart? I hear they're really in need of divine intervention.

 

[Nora]

I give you two dollah fo him!

What? He's got SONY GUTS! 2 dollah!!? 45 dollah, minimum!

(PC, They sold out to the devil when they accepted the spawn of satan into the fold)

 

[Saint Peter]

how about K-Mart? I hear they're really in need of divine intervention.

If Martha could not help KMart GOD wont be able to help.