Nora is a Goddess

[Sandia]

My computer WAS fucking with me, AND
she showed my how to make it stop.

Thank you Nora.

 

[red_rose]

Nora rocks with socks on.


She rocks barefoot, too.


*nibbles Nora's earlobes*

 

[Nora]

You're welcome, Sandia.

Rosey, dammit, I told you to leave the ears alone, wench!

 

[red_rose]

You said no licking.

I didn't lick!




(oops!)

 

[Nora]

Ok you two. I'm really busy interviewing alter boys and cup bearers. Leave your sacrifice by the alter, say a few Hail Noras and wipe your damned feet next time you come into my temple, got it?

 

[Sillyman]

The Goddess who cooks. Groovy.

 

[Nora]

And I give fabulous head too, Sillyman. But don't let that get around or I'll have to beat the supplicants off with sticks.

btw, I might be driving through B'ham the last week in September. If your calendar's clear, wanna grab a cuppa coffee or something?

 

[red_rose]

And I give fabulous head too, Sillyman. But don't let that get around or I'll have to beat the supplicants off with sticks.

btw, I might be driving through B'ham the last week in September. If your calendar's clear, wanna grab a cuppa coffee or something?

I like how she asks if you want to "grab a cuppa coffee or something" after telling you she gives "fabulous head".

 

[Nora]

Well yuh! That's how I got you to meet me, wasn' it?

 

[red_rose]

Well yuh! That's how I got you to meet me, wasn' it?

Puh-shaw!

All I got was a licking from your eyeballs!

I feel so gypped.

(Due to the several margaritas I had, I don't recall if you actually gave me head or not. Wait... do I have a cock?)

 

[Saint Peter]

ATTENSION ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS (yes...that does include you)

Nora is a guy. She drives a cement truck and gives little old ladies the bird. Nora goes to all the low class tittie bars in downtown Houston and owns child porno.

Stay away

Get a new computer

Dont eat her cooking

Run



love always

SaintPeter

 

[red_rose]

I'm sorry...all I heard was, "Nora Stay. Eat her."

 

[Nora]

ATTENSION ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS (yes...that does include you)

Nora is a guy. She drives a cement truck and gives little old ladies the bird. Nora goes to all the low class tittie bars in downtown Houston and owns child porno.

Stay away

Get a new computer

Dont eat her cooking

Run



love always

SaintPeter

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[Nora]

I'm sorry...all I heard was, "Nora Stay. Eat her."

No honey, that was Sandia saying "you gotta eat her necklace! it's great!"

*sigh* Those damned margaritas will get you every time.

 

[Saint Peter]

hmmpft

 

[Eumenides]

Nora is a Goddess?

Doesn't that surpass Queen?

And wouldn't that mean she would have had to tip a cow to get there?

I don't believe it for a second.

 

[DustyWolfe]

Nora is a Goddess?

Doesn't that surpass Queen?

And wouldn't that mean she would have had to tip a cow to get there?

I don't believe it for a second.

I saw her do it

 

[Eumenides]

I don't believe it!

No one who is skerred of cows would do that!!!!!!!

 

[Nora]

shh! don't tell! I cheated by knocking over the big plaster cow in front of the Sirloin Stockade with my car!

 

[Eumenides]

Attention All Worshipers:

Nora is a FAKE! She has brainwashed you into thinking that she could ACTUALLY tip a cow! She does not have the guts to do that! I repeat, Nora is a FAKE GODDESS.

But I'd still worship her.

 

[DustyWolfe]

My computer WAS fucking with me

Sandia,

That must have been very painful

 

[Nora]

Eumenides. You may be "Tattler of Tales" in the Church of Nora.

Now, deposit your tithe and go fetch me some tales, woman! (Goddesses live for gossip, ya know!)

 

[Sandia]

I kinda liked it.

 

[Eumenides]

Eumenides. You may be "Tattler of Tales" in the Church of Nora.

Now, deposit your tithe and go fetch me some tales, woman! (Goddesses live for gossip, ya know!)

The tales are all over the board, oh highest priestess. DUHHHHHH

 

[DustyWolfe]

I kinda liked it.

I figured as much