Non-Standard Cursing

[anthrodisiac]

I really enjoy using curse words in a bit more inventive combinations than the simple fuck, shit, damn, dick, cunt, etc.

My current favorite variation is to add "whistle" to the word. No clue why, it's just funny to me for some reason:
Shitwhistle
Fuckwhistle
Dickwhistle
Cuntwhistle
Bitchwhistle

I've also heard some other ones I enjoy:
Cuntcake
Cuntmuffin
Cockhat
Dickhat

I'll sometimes mash them ineligantly together for shits and giggles (giggleshits):
Fuckshit
Shitfuck
Bitchshit
Cuntcock
Shitcock
Bitchdick
Dickbitch
Hellfuck

Do you have any non-standards you like to use? Either in writing or in your personal life (talking to people/yourself)?

 

[SmilingLez]

I have referred to people as JackHoles.

 

[NuclearFairy]

My mermen say "Barnacles" a lot.

Personally, I've adopted "Crapbaskets" but I didn't make that one up.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I like to work in "ninnyhammer" when I can. "Ninny" is pretty great on its own, too.

"Exsanguinated polyp" got thrown into my Valentine's Day story.

 

[SmilingLez]

I like to work in "ninnyhammer" when I can. "Ninny" is pretty great on its own, too.

"Exsanguinated polyp" got thrown into my Valentine's Day story.

Given the intelligence of most people they would take "exsanguinated polyp" as a compliment

 

[NuclearFairy]

Given the intelligence of most people they would take "exsanguinated polyp" as a compliment

That kinda reminds me of my older brother who used to read the dictionary just so he could find words that sounded insulting but actually weren't. So he could then throw out the word as an insult and then if the teacher tried to scold him he'd act all innocent and go, "What, I was just calling them (insert definition)"

 

[Britva415]

In certain company, I will say "clusterjob" as the minced version of "clusterfuck."

 

[Djmac1031]

I have referred to people as JackHoles.

a personal favorite of mine.

 

[Statius]

This thread is reminding me of the playground thread 'You Absolute'..... Insert whatever word you choose. It's a funny thread here if you haven't seen it.

 

[AllenWoody]

Toadsnack.


That is all.

 

[stickygirl]

British army favourites
Cockwomble
Fudge packer
Shirtlifter
Sheepshagger
… I know there’s more but I’m on my first coffee

 

[StillStunned]

From "Into The Night":

Fuck, that's a name you ain't heard for a while, not since it all went fuck-a-doodle-doo...

 

[THBGato]

"Slimy fart-weasel" is a fav.

Spanish swearing is milk obsessed: Me cago en tu leche (I shit in your milk) Variations include dunking/sweating your dick (if you have one) in the milk. Though it is fabulously acceptable for women to use such phrases. The other day I heard a woman say to another woman, "Tío, este toca mis huevos" (Lit: "Uncle, this touches my balls." which means, more or less, "Dude, that really bugs me.)

Swearing is something Brandon Sanderson does really well - "rust and ruin" or "dust" or "storming" depending on the planet. It both adds to the cultural development and helps keep his books PG.

 

[stickygirl]

Then there's the old classic

 

[StillStunned]

From "Into The Night":

Also from "Into The Night""

... watch out, watch out, Jack Shit is about..."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

'Shitadamn' Normally used to express surprise. When I was a kid, I thought it was the fanciest swear word ever.

 

[Erozetta]

I've called someone Cuntimus Prime IRL before. (The backstory here is a classmate who was very very religious and snotty about it was also basically fucking people she shouldn't have been fucking [she told me this herself, it was not a rumor] and it was said with the utmost respect to her. "Well, aren't you just Cuntimus Prime out here..." Or something like that, I don't remember my exact wording.)

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Fucknugget.

 

[yowser]

From the 'someday' quiver, never used any yet, but will in the right instance:

sophomaniac n. One under the delusion that he or she is wise.

naffin n. One who is almost an idiot.

imbonity n. The absence of good qualities.

philodox n. A person in love with his own opinions.

pleionosis n. An exaggerated sense of one’s own importance.

shotclog n. An unpleasant drinking companion tolerated only because he or she is buying the drinks.

zoilus n. An envious person.

verbigerator n. One who senselessly repeats clichés.

 

[jsmiam]

Slippin rippin dang fang rotten zarg barg a ding dong?

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...g8&s=1767065ce6c281cbc5fb41b359870e6532db483b

 

[Carnevil9]

I remember working with this one crusty old fart, and something went very wrong one day. All he could say was, "Awwww, HORSE-pussy!"