Non-sexual related story

[BlondieSinner29]

I need a very good idea for a powerful "Admissions Essay" to UT univeristy. Here in austin texas.

Let me start by telling you a little bit about my backround. I'm a blonde, bimboish, bubbly, but sneaky and clever about the way I do business. I'm 28 almost 29 and it's funny when you call these big shot, schools and these snobs always pick up. This one lady said, "Aww!! your just coming out of High school that's awesome!"

I said, "Yea....and no.. I just graduated from a "Non-credited" hussy college that your school doesn't even want listed on your application. But please transfer me to the "Visiting Tours office!"

She said, "Oh no! you have to go online and schedule a visit!" I said, "Nah how about I just visit, and pretend i'm not interested in going to your school?" She said that's fine, visitors are always welcome to look at the campus.

So i'm going on this great visit and I want it to be classic, and I want a unique essay thats going to make them want to skip the SAT test. They aren't enrolling right now, which is good, because I need like 7 months to study that stupid book. I don't know were i'm going to find that time with work, and community service hours coming up. But ok.

Any ideas? Shoot me some thoughts.

e-mail or private message me, and tell me your thoughts.

Thanks!

 

[Hypoxia]

Elephant jokes should work.

 

[MatthewVett]

I need a very good idea for a powerful "Admissions Essay" to UT univeristy. Here in austin texas.

Let me start by telling you a little bit about my backround. I'm a blonde, bimboish, bubbly, but sneaky and clever about the way I do business. I'm 28 almost 29 and it's funny when you call these big shot, schools and these snobs always pick up. This one lady said, "Aww!! your just coming out of High school that's awesome!"

I said, "Yea....and no.. I just graduated from a "Non-credited" hussy college that your school doesn't even want listed on your application. But please transfer me to the "Visiting Tours office!"

She said, "Oh no! you have to go online and schedule a visit!" I said, "Nah how about I just visit, and pretend i'm not interested in going to your school?" She said that's fine, visitors are always welcome to look at the campus.

So i'm going on this great visit and I want it to be classic, and I want a unique essay thats going to make them want to skip the SAT test. They aren't enrolling right now, which is good, because I need like 7 months to study that stupid book. I don't know were i'm going to find that time with work, and community service hours coming up. But ok.

Any ideas? Shoot me some thoughts.

e-mail or private message me, and tell me your thoughts.

Thanks!

If you can't write your own application essay for a university, I recommend attending a different university.

 

[DarkPleasures]

If you can't write your own application essay for a university, I recommend attending a different university.

Exactly!