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The_Fool said:Moonlight plays across a sandy beach.
A beautiful woman lies within my reach.
Lazy days and lust-filled nights
Leaves me feeling….just right.
I reach out a hand and what do I feel,
Your hardened nipple tells me it’s real.
Together we’ve had joy beyond measure
And many nights filled with Guilty Pleasure…
Sorry, couldn't resist....*LOL*.....![]()
ChaosKitten said:Happily masochistic
I am in a poetic mood
Drowning my sorrows in JD
and wishing you could be you.
Luckily optimistic
I am in a sarcastic mood
Drowning in your apathy
and wishing you were you.
Thankfully realistic
I am in a depressed mood
Drowning in half-digested dreams
and wishing you weren't you.
Mythos50 said:Did I say the insane thing
something about a wedding ring?
well, true I hear it in my ears
I hope to make it past my fears
but, honey, there's no living in a song
I think you got my message wrong.
Yes, I did...
Yes, I do, but...
Oh, I'm hopeless....
Pack, I'm fine!
I hope you make it
out in time;
What? aw, please
please don't cry
I can't do it and
you know the why,
I'm just not the marrying
kind of guy!
Did I say the insane thing
something about a wedding ring?
well, true I hear it in my ears
I hope to make it past my fears
but, honey, there's no living in a song
I think you got my message wrong?
Yes, I do!
WickedEve said:Plates should be square
so limas can go to their corner
while refs fork up tenderized meat.
And cups need slides
so extract of cow
slips straight down,
not dribbling over,
never in a moo puddle.
Make spoons full and deep
so they hold oceans of raisins
leaping through cheerios.
And please soften forks
for sisters who poke.