Non-Erotic Horror?

[Svenskaflicka]

I saw a very disturbing documentary the othe day, and that inspired me to write this year's Non-Erotic story. Now, the thing is, I don't know if it's too gross to be outside of Erotic Horror, or too unsexy to be outside of Non-Erotic.

There's no actual sex taking place, it's just... well... how can I say it without giving the whole story away... "disfigurement".

Where should it be?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It it isn't Erotic Horror and it isn't even erotic, I think it's obviously Non-Erotic...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thank you!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

My pleasure. I'll be looking forward to it. I like gross and disturbing disfigurement.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The ones who suffer it don't agree with you.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Fuck 'em.

Oh, wait. That would be erotic, then...


Have you read the book 'Invisible Monsters' by Chuck Palahniuk?

 

[NoJo]

I think we could do with some Non-Horrific Erotica too.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I could do with a Jaguar XK8, please.

 

[CharleyH]

Fuck 'em.

Oh, wait. That would be erotic, then...


Have you read the book 'Invisible Monsters' by Chuck Palahniuk?

LOL in a very sick way

But really, yes - non-erotic. I wrote an abuse story, which did well in the ratings for a long time . . . but then Juan got to it I think

Ok, now really The story had some really touchy-feely emotions going on, and recall that not everyone wants to face the demons lauren does My theory is that whatever needs to be in the story, needs to be there, no matter how grotesque or painful for some . . . de Sade was a shitty writer (pun intended) but if he didn't write . . . well, that is one of many authors who could have changed the course of modern thinking . . . why not you? Why not me?

If you have to worry about what others will think . . . then you are doing something avant garde, and that, gorgeous, is my favorite word.

Let me know when you post or before

 

[NoJo]

I could do with a Jaguar XK8, please.

What, erotic horror? I guess J G Ballard managed it.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Nobody does it better than JG.

I still want a Jaguar XK8, though.

 

[NoJo]

I'd really love to help, but I'm a little strapped for cash. Anyway, they're just phallic symbols, you know. Pens too. You don't need em. And nothing says "I don't give a fuck about anything" like a Daiwoo.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I would rather say 'I don't give a fuck about anything' with a Jag. I know it can be done.

It's ok for women to have phallic symbols, you know? My nightstand drawer is filled with them.

 

[CharleyH]

I would rather say 'I don't give a fuck about anything' with a Jag. I know it can be done.

It's ok for women to have phallic symbols, you know? My nightstand drawer is filled with them.

I'd be happy to give you your Jagged X - K? EAT

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'd be happy to take it from you...

 

[NoJo]

Well I'm warmed up and purring, firing at 7000 on one cylinder and I'm full of gas... ready to hit your two lane blacktop. Don't you love the smell of burning rubber in your nose...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well I'm warmed up and purring, firing at 7000 on one cylinder and I'm full of gas... ready to hit your two lane blacktop. Don't you love the smell of burning rubber in your nose...

Bull shit you're not fooling anyone, you're a Pinto wannabe!!!

 

[NoJo]

No, my other car is a Pinto.

Anyway I prefer to use my legs. How about you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, my other car is a Pinto.

Anyway I prefer to use my legs. How about you?

Honey, if I could use my legs, do you think I'd be spending my days here exchanging a battle of wits with you?

 

[NoJo]

Okay, ABS. You don't need to use them. Just sit back, and feel the G force... Um, I'd prefer it if you were strapped in... For safety, you know.

 

[CharleyH]

Well I'm warmed up and purring, firing at 7000 on one cylinder and I'm full of gas... ready to hit your two lane blacktop. Don't you love the smell of burning rubber in your nose...

Well, pushing 10,000, on a one lane, black top highway with a bluish - purle haze grazing my view from the sky on the higherway, I'm ready to blow!

Edit: driving hard and fast, uh who cares about spelling?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, ABS. You don't need to use them. Just sit back, and feel the G force... Um, I'd prefer it if you were strapped in... For safety, you know.

I like to be restrained!!!!!!!!! um...for safety...yessss...safety.

 

[NoJo]

I also prefer it you were gagged too. Also for safety of course.

How about if we stop at the next motel 6. They have cable. Unless you want to keep on going through the night...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I also prefer it you were gagged too. Also for safety of course.

How about if we stop at the next motel 6. They have cable. Unless you want to keep on going through the night...

the question is...Can you go all night?

 

[NoJo]

Well, I could once but I'm a lot better "driver" now. I used to go too fast. Now I relax take it slow. My passengers enjoy the ride more..