nobody likes a tipsy monarch-

[rae121452]

Queen Elizabeth advised to cut back on cocktails to stay healthy, source claims: ‘It seems a trifle unfair’
Fri, 15 Oct 2021 16:29:04 GMT
Palaces sources alleged Queen Elizabeth II has to cut back on cocktails to ensure she stays fit for her busy fall schedule....


i'm glad they cut her off but they'd better keep an eye on her so she doesn't go hocking the crown jewels to buy sterno.

 

[oggbashan]

At her age, and with her busy schedule, I think she is entitled to a few cocktails.

No one has ever seen her the worse for wear because of alcohol, unlike the Queen Mother (and Winston Churchill).

 

[rae121452]

i agree. at her age, after her life, i'd be chugging down fifths at every meal. it makes me wonder if she has heart issues.

 

[pecksniff]

I suppose she must have the best wine-and-spirits cellar in the world.

 

[oggbashan]

I suppose she must have the best wine-and-spirits cellar in the world.

Unless her sons and grandsons have been at it.

 

[pecksniff]

No one has ever seen her the worse for wear because of alcohol, unlike the Queen Mother (and Winston Churchill).

Just once -- just once, dammit! in a reign now outlasting Victoria's! -- I'd like to see her blow chunks while opening Parliament!

 

[oggbashan]

Just once -- just once, dammit! in a reign now outlasting Victoria's! -- I'd like to see her blow chunks while opening Parliament!

Sorry! Her Majesty has a serious sense of duty. What she might want to say instead of the nonsense she is given to read as The Queen's Speech by the government, might be enlightening - but she would never say it.