Todd-'o'-Vision
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I will post something in a little while to think about for now discuss amongst yourselves
Noah's Ark Discussion: Silly and serious
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Starblayde
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"Hmmm... there go the Unicorns.... From now on, all carnivores are confined to Deck 'C'"
Rick DeVille
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Wiggles said:My initials are A.R.K.
Pretty neat right?
But are you fucking a guy called Noah?
Dixon Carter Lee
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The Unicorn
A long time ago when the earth was green,
There were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
They'd run around free while the earth was being born,
But the loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
Chorus:
There were green alligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
Now God seen some sinning and it gave him pain,
And he said stand back I'm going to make it rain.
He said hey brother Noah I'll tell you what to do,
Build me a floating zoo... "And take some of them..."
(Chorus)
Well Noah was there to answer the call,
And he finished making the ark just as the rain started to fall.
He marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they went through... "Hey Lord I got your..."
(Chorus)
Well Noah looked out through the driving rain,
The Unicorns were hiding and playing silly games.
They were kicking and a-splashing while the rain was pouring,
Oh them silly Unicorns.
There were green aligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Noah cried "Close the door, because the rain is pouring,
And we just can't wait for no Unicorn."
Well the ark started moving and it drifted with the tide.
The Unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried,
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,
"And that's why you've never seen a Unicorn - to this very day"
You'll see green alligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born,
But you're never gonna see no Unicorn.
A long time ago when the earth was green,
There were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen,
They'd run around free while the earth was being born,
But the loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
Chorus:
There were green alligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born,
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn.
Now God seen some sinning and it gave him pain,
And he said stand back I'm going to make it rain.
He said hey brother Noah I'll tell you what to do,
Build me a floating zoo... "And take some of them..."
(Chorus)
Well Noah was there to answer the call,
And he finished making the ark just as the rain started to fall.
He marched in the animals two by two,
And he called out as they went through... "Hey Lord I got your..."
(Chorus)
Well Noah looked out through the driving rain,
The Unicorns were hiding and playing silly games.
They were kicking and a-splashing while the rain was pouring,
Oh them silly Unicorns.
There were green aligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Noah cried "Close the door, because the rain is pouring,
And we just can't wait for no Unicorn."
Well the ark started moving and it drifted with the tide.
The Unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried,
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away,
"And that's why you've never seen a Unicorn - to this very day"
You'll see green alligators, and long necked geese,
Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born,
But you're never gonna see no Unicorn.
freescorfr
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Good one Todd. I'm really chuckling!
DustyWolfe
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People don't pay attention the the Bible when they write stories or make songs or do art. It was not 2 of every animal. It was 2 pairs of every animal. In addition to 7 pair of every animal that was good and cleaning, meaning cattle and sheep which helped provide food.
Private Vasquez
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when did Noah decide it was a good idea to throw T. Rex overboard?
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