its only been a short time that I have been a member of literotica....but the one constant I have found ....is their are no ugly people....all the men have perfect hard bodies.. and 12 in cocks.....and all the ladies have slim bodies with huge breast.....I hate to break the mold...but I am only 5 ft 8....175 pounds, could lose a few pounds..and my penis when erect is only 6 to 7 in long.....so by literotica s standard I am a loser.........but if lady would care to indulge me ..I ll try my best to please them........
no ugly people in the personals
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It's cool.
I'm female, 5'6" and not skinny by any means. (trying hard to lose the weight though). I'm not perfect I admit it right now. What's on the inside counts in my book.
I'm female, 5'6" and not skinny by any means. (trying hard to lose the weight though). I'm not perfect I admit it right now. What's on the inside counts in my book.
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check out: BBW and their admirers, on the playground. it's been around for awhile.
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giggles her ass off!
I'm 5'3, 280...a real heffa by some men's standards...
my AV is from Naughty Cards (see my caption above?)
I'm 5'3, 280...a real heffa by some men's standards...
my AV is from Naughty Cards (see my caption above?)
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mold breaking!!
Good topic, ozark! and Welcome to the Litworld
I know my mold was a very unique one, just like everybody
elses, so no, we all don't look physically like the Miss and
Mr Universes, but there's a whole lot more to each and every
individual than vital statistics, but not everybody takes the
time to go beyond the surface. Still, if you like and love the
person you are, first and foremost, others will notice this as
well, and want to know you for who you are.
I'm 5'4, 210 lbs and very big on lovin'
moving up beside dragonhearted for the heffa's club meeting lol
Good topic, ozark! and Welcome to the Litworld
I know my mold was a very unique one, just like everybody
elses, so no, we all don't look physically like the Miss and
Mr Universes, but there's a whole lot more to each and every
individual than vital statistics, but not everybody takes the
time to go beyond the surface. Still, if you like and love the
person you are, first and foremost, others will notice this as
well, and want to know you for who you are.
I'm 5'4, 210 lbs and very big on lovin'
moving up beside dragonhearted for the heffa's club meeting lol
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Re: mold breaking!!
giggles her ass off some more
MizTabby said:
giggles her ass off some more
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ozark said:
theres no such thing as Lit losers hon.....if there were, I'd have never posted any pics of the real me! I figure it this way...iffen ya don't like me for "me"...then fuck ya....*ggls*
It's nice to have someone like you here on the boards..
(btw, i'd love to chat anytime)
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Re: Re: giggles her ass off!
my gosh dude! you've been following me EVERYwhere haven't you?
Bisquick said:
my gosh dude! you've been following me EVERYwhere haven't you?
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'MizTabby said:aaand speaking of "model avs"
taking a closer look at mine
yep, I'd say it sums me up just right!!
psssst, dragonhearted, looks like
your heffas fanclub is growing!!
I love kittens !http://216.218.248.155/datastore/c6/f5/b/c6f524f3135cfdff85c4fcdac9082868.jpg
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Bisquick said:
now those are what I call sweet pussies
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MizTabby said:aaand speaking of "model avs"
taking a closer look at mine
yep, I'd say it sums me up just right!!
psssst, dragonhearted, looks like
your heffas fanclub is growing!!
nah! he just wants to get laid
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Re: Re: giggles her ass off!
well *blush*...I have been told it is. When I fall for someone, I love them for a very long time, not days or weeks, but months and years. I am with someone now that I love with all my heart. It has been an on-again-off-again thing, but we have gotten to the root of the problems, finally. Meantime, the sex is fuckin' great!
jazey_43 said:
well *blush*...I have been told it is. When I fall for someone, I love them for a very long time, not days or weeks, but months and years. I am with someone now that I love with all my heart. It has been an on-again-off-again thing, but we have gotten to the root of the problems, finally. Meantime, the sex is fuckin' great!
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Bisquick said:well thats not my only aim, but it is on the list of objectives
what else is on your list? banging your head against a brick wall?
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Re: Great Thread
somehow, I don't believe you're ugly....send a pic!
NYCDave said:I agree. I ugly, fat, hairy, bolding man and I'm not afraid to say it. (But I do have a 19" cock
Seriously.....good thread Ozark --- but I think the trick is just to relax and have fun and take it all with a grain of salt
somehow, I don't believe you're ugly....send a pic!
I'd love to send you a pic but there is no camera that could catch the ugly which is me. Besides the lens broke... But no worries... on Literotica I have Tom Cruises hair, young schwartnegors (check spelling) body and Jennigfer Aniston's husband (what's his name) face! --- go ahead sweeties ---- imagine that as you play with yourself. Oh and did I mention my 19 inch cock?
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