No title seems right for this...

[ExLimey]

When you stand in my office to talk to me and you cross your arms across your chest it has a tendancy to make your blouse open up more giving me an all too tempting view.


When I'm in your office talking to you do you have to stretch all the time forcing your lovely breasts against your usually tight blouse?


Do you realize when you stretch in the doorway of your office you are in direct line of sight over the top of my computer monitor?


I really don't know what to say when you cheekily tell me you shave down there!


I'm not sure I can handle always knowing if you had sex the night before!



None of these things are bad, but they don't help my frame of mind either. I'd love to be able to spend the day gazing at your chest, but it just seems wrong and makes it very difficult to concentrate.


The boss is pissed because she has such a high opinion of herself she can't understand why I'm not obsessed with her instead.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Who are you talking about?
Definately not me...

 

[ExLimey]

Who are you talking about?
Definately not me...

I'm talking about one of the most perfect people I know. If you're not her, then sorry it's not you.


I just can't figure out if it's done on purpose or not. I'd like to think it was, but am afraid it's not.

 

[FallenSeraph]

I dunno if she'll understand either...unless you always write cheap porn scripts to her

 

[InnocentAngel81]

I dunno if she'll understand either...unless you always write cheap porn scripts to her

hey sometimes that can be sweet

 

[Weird Harold]

I just can't figure out if it's done on purpose or not. I'd like to think it was, but am afraid it's not.

Send her a link to this thread -- anonymously of course, but I think you've geven enough detail for her to figure out whoyou are if she wants to.

 

[ExLimey]

Send her a link to this thread -- anonymously of course, but I think you've geven enough detail for her to figure out whoyou are if she wants to.

I've mentioned some other things in other threads I'm not sure I'd want her to read!

 

[FallenSeraph]

hey sometimes that can be sweet

I never said it wasn't...
...I like cheap porn

 

[ExLimey]

I dunno if she'll understand either...unless you always write cheap porn scripts to her

Call me a little dense but I'm not sure what you mean by that. PM if you want, I'm about to leave for the day so I won't be around to read your response and this'll probably be down on page 20 or so by the time I log in again!