No, this is not a b-movie plot

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...but you can bet your ass producers are scrambling for the script rights already.

Quit trying to make your stories believable, the Plot Bunnys of reality just hit a new cliché record.


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/teen_gang_busted_in_celeb_burglaries_VSy1DgvGuvoxqR2nmdVDOK


Teen gang busted in celeb burglaries

A celebrity-obsessed group of rich reform-school girls allegedly waged a yearlong, A-list crime spree through the Hollywood Hills -- ripping off millions in cash and jewels from mansions of such stars as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, it was revealed yesterday.

The teens had a simple strategy. They allegedly looked up their celebrity targets' addresses, property images and schedules on the Internet to plot their heists, according to People magazine.

The jobs include a $2 million jewelry heist at Hilton's sprawling home last December. The heir-head had left the front door wide open.

On Aug. 23, they allegedly pulled off a break-in at Lohan's place, where $128,000 in cash and designer clothes were stolen.

The crew is also believed responsible for a July 16 theft at "Pirates of the Caribbean" star Orlando Bloom's pad, where some $500,000 in jewels and art were taken, and a Feb. 23 heist at the home of "The Hills" star Audrina Patridge, where $43,000 in jewels was stolen.

Cops also are reportedly eyeing the group for burglaries at the homes of Rachel Bilson of "The O.C." and Hayden Panettiere of "Heroes."

The gang's alleged mastermind, 18-year-old Rachel Lee, was busted at her father's Las Vegas home Thursday.

Cops there seized "laptops, photographs of a partially nude woman, photographs of Lee's friends, more than 200 $100 bills, a Korean passport and a vial of marijuana," according to TMZ.com.

Authorities also found a series of items linked to the crimes, such as Lohan's hat, Bilson's jeans and "partially nude photographs linked to Paris Hilton," the site reported.
 
The gang's alleged mastermind, 18-year-old Rachel Lee, was busted at her father's Las Vegas home Thursday.
And she's been grounded for a whole month!

"But Daddy!" she allegedly sniffled, "There's this awesome Halloween party on Rodeo Drive and then I'm supposed to fly to Aspen for the new snow season--" When her father put his foot down, she phoned her mother in Monte Carlo about it.
 
Lee also admitted to police that she knew she was a "person of interest" by watching TMZ the night before.
 
Lee also admitted to police that she knew she was a "person of interest" by watching TMZ the night before.
Next month (after she's done being grounded) she'll be a guest star on Gossip Girls. :cool:
 
I'm waiting for Kanye West to announce that Catwoman was the best jewel thief of all time.
 
With a "vial of marajuana" siezed at their home the cops will no doubt call this a "DRUG RELATED CRIME."
 
I missed this part, further down in the article...

"Another busted member of the crew, Alexis Neiers, 18, is the sister of Playboy model Tess Taylor, according to reports. The siblings were working on a reality show -- and Taylor showed up at the jail Thursday night with a camera crew to capture Neiers, Tamayo and Ames walking out."

Oh come ON. This is a perfect storm of an E! special. :rolleyes:
 
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