No Swimming Means No Swimming

[NOIRTRASH]

Two year old grabbed by an alligator, in the water,, at a beach with signs that warn NO SWIMMING. The child was in the water, alone, after nine o'clock. His parents are said to be Radicalized Democrat Extremists who cant read.

It takes a village to supervise your kid.

 

[Knot Again]

Dumb ass, MOFOZ

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Here's how you lose your two year old to a gator.

Have a cookout on the shore of a lake fulla gators. Do it at night. Give lil Soanky a marshmellow to feed the nice gator. Spanky bends down to do it and Mister Gator grabs Spankys hand.

Its in your Radical Democrat Extremist Parent Manual.

 

[Aphro]

Heard this on the news this morning.

Poor baby.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Two year old grabbed by an alligator, in the water,, at a beach with signs that warn NO SWIMMING. The child was in the water, alone, after nine o'clock. His parents are said to be Radicalized Democrat Extremists who cant read.

It takes a village to supervise your kid.

Sheriff said the boy was pulled into the water. Have anything that says he was swimming?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Here's how you lose your two year old to a gator.

Have a cookout on the shore of a lake fulla gators. Do it at night. Give lil Soanky a marshmellow to feed the nice gator. Spanky bends down to do it and Mister Gator grabs Spankys hand.

Its in your Radical Democrat Extremist Parent Manual.

Nothing I've read indicates that the area was posted as a gator habitat or that the child was feeding marshmallows to gators. You got a link to those "facts," chief, or are you just hurling chunks again?

Yeah, I know, it was a lake in Florida. But I also understand how a family from Nebraska might not be hip to gator feeding behavior in general and might particularly have other expectations regarding water risks within or near a Disney resort.

 

[eyerarmy]

Harambe was much beloved in the critter kingdom. They may not all be elephants, but none will soon forget.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I've seen nothing to say he was swimming.

I've seen nothing to say he was feeding them.

A tragedy either way.

But I have seen an estimated 4-7 feet ( not that big of a gator)

And that the dad got his hands on the gator....

This doesn't make sense. While a grown man could probably not force a 7ft gators mouth open, he could certainly carry it to shore.....

 

[Adre]

I've seen nothing to say he was swimming.

I've seen nothing to say he was feeding them.

A tragedy either way.

But I have seen an estimated 4-7 feet ( not that big of a gator)

And that the dad got his hands on the gator....

This doesn't make sense. While a grown man could probably not force a 7ft gators mouth open, he could certainly carry it to shore.....

Uh, a seven footer can weigh 250 lbs or so.

 

[Knot Again]

I've seen nothing to say he was swimming.

I've seen nothing to say he was feeding them.

A tragedy either way.

But I have seen an estimated 4-7 feet ( not that big of a gator)

And that the dad got his hands on the gator....

This doesn't make sense. While a grown man could probably not force a 7ft gators mouth open, he could certainly carry it to shore.....

"dad" was a MOM and had to wait for an enviromental impact statement from ObamaCO

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Nothing I've read indicates that the area was posted as a gator habitat or that the child was feeding marshmallows to gators. You got a link to those "facts," chief, or are you just hurling chunks again?

Yeah, I know, it was a lake in Florida. But I also understand how a family from Nebraska might not be hip to gator feeding behavior in general and might particularly have other expectations regarding water risks within or near a Disney resort.

There's a reason youre almost as smart as Eyer and Mike Yates.

The child paid their fine for clueless.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Uh, a seven footer can weigh 250 lbs or so.

Not many men unable to at least drag 250lb.... Hell most woman can.

Add the adrenalin of having your kid in his mouth...

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Nothing I've read indicates that the area was posted as a gator habitat or that the child was feeding marshmallows to gators. You got a link to those "facts," chief, or are you just hurling chunks again?

Yeah, I know, it was a lake in Florida. But I also understand how a family from Nebraska might not be hip to gator feeding behavior in general and might particularly have other expectations regarding water risks within or near a Disney resort.

Maybe the gator didn't get the kid.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

There's a reason youre almost as smart as Eyer and Mike Yates.

The child paid their fine for clueless.

You implied that the kid was feeding alligators marshmallows. Prove it.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

You implied that the kid was feeding alligators marshmallows. Prove it.

I don't know if he was in the water. For all I know he's in a dumpster after he pissed the bed.

My marshmallow theory matches the facts better than your alcoholic dream.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I don't know if he was in the water. For all I know he's in a dumpster after he pissed the bed.

My marshmallow theory matches the facts better than your alcoholic dream.

Your theory has nothing to do with facts.

 

[hashtag45]

Horrendous thing. For the child but for the parents too : to see that happening to their child,
right in front of their eyes.

 

[hashtag45]

They say it was a man-made lake at a Disney resort.
Then how come it had alligators in it?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

They say it was a man-made lake at a Disney resort.
Then how come it had alligators in it?

Because no one told the alligator.

 

[Adre]

Not many men unable to at least drag 250lb.... Hell most woman can.

Add the adrenalin of having your kid in his mouth...

There are plenty of gators on my island and I've yet to see one seven footer who's going to be dragged or carried anywhere without a noose or a tranquilizer dart. You must be one badass if you think you can grab that fucker by the tail and tell it where to go. It ain't a 250 lb sack of flour.

 

[Knot Again]

They say it was a man-made lake at a Disney resort.
Then how come it had alligators in it?

Obama and ExCuntClinton out em in there....INCLUSIVE!

 

[Knot Again]

Obama and ExCuntClinton out em in there....INCLUSIVE!

http://moonbattery.com/graphics/prosecute-hillary.gif

 

[Adre]

They say it was a man-made lake at a Disney resort.
Then how come it had alligators in it?

Same reason man made canals and golf course ponds have alligators.

 

[Knot Again]

Same reason man made canals and golf course ponds have alligators.

bring

MOAR

in

 

[hashtag45]

Same reason man made canals and golf course ponds have alligators.

Could you spell it out?
I think I'm a bit dumb at this hour