No Swedish?

[Rumple Foreskin]

Stop the presses. Hold the horses. Maybe even wait a cotton pickin' minute.

Manu's announcement about the new categories for non-English Lit stories, mentions Spanish, German, French, Dutch, Italian, and Romanian, but there's no mention of SWEDISH!

Being a super nice, if somewhat rumpled, guy, I've sent Svenskaflicka a PM. But the question is, what, if anything, do the rest of you caring, concerned, trouble-making AH types plan to do about this abomination being inflicted upon she whose name must not be shortened or misspelled, not to mention the entire Swedish nation and language?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Yeah, and Sven writes in Finnish, Pakistani, Danish and Norway-ish. I once saw her masturbate in Latin.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

And how about Portuguese?

 

[fifty5]

Yeah, and Sven writes in Finnish, Pakistani, Danish and Norway-ish. I once saw her masturbate in Latin.

Oh, oh, oh, SHIT - you're in it up to the neck, CV!

Svenska really doesn't like being abreviated to the masculine form...

Irrespective of which, I suspect that our illustrious webmistress has done her statistics - I guess there simply ain't enough Swedish submissions to justify a separate category....

Eff

 

[R. Richard]

Hey, wait a minute people! What about Klingon? I mean, there are people who sleep with the Star Trek manual under their pillow.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh, oh, oh, SHIT - you're in it up to the neck, CV!

Svenska really doesn't like being abreviated to the masculine form...

Irrespective of which, I suspect that our illustrious webmistress has done her statistics - I guess there simply ain't enough Swedish submissions to justify a separate category....

Eff

Lauren, forgive me. I knew you were Portugese. But I didn't know you submitted some of your poems in Portugese.

Fifty5, I thought about the stat angle. But I swear it's hard to believe there are more folks submitting stories in Romanian than in Swedish. I'm almost certain Manu either didn't mention all the language categories or will have one labeled, etc., or maybe, misc.. But I couldn't miss this chance to stir things up a bit.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... there are people who sleep with the Star Trek manual under their pillow.

I know for a fact that there is at least one such individual with the entire STAR TREK Library, including apocrypha, up his whazoo --- because that's where I stuffed it.

Then him!

It was my version of the Indian Rope Trick.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I know for a fact that there is at least one such individual with the entire STAR TREK Library, including apocrypha, up his whazoo --- because that's where I stuffed it.

Then him!

It was my version of the Indian Rope Trick.

VB,

I gotta know. Have been been posting again before your first cup of coffee? If not, then how'd you managed to get so lost?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Let's not forget the other prominent Swede here.

Liar -

If I could read swedish, I'd read his stories written in his native language, no doubt.

~lucky

 

[Liar]

Let's not forget the other prominent Swede here.

Liar -

If I could read swedish, I'd read his stories written in his native language, no doubt.

~lucky

And if I could write Swedish...

Actually, the only thing I can write well in my native tongue is comedy.

 

[Guest]

What about Turnipish? This is just discrimination!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

And if I could write Swedish...

Actually, the only thing I can write well in my native tongue is comedy.

I like everything you write, nutty. After listening to the song you sent me, sung in Swedish, I'm quite enamored with the language and would love to hear ya speak it, write it, sign it, whatevah...



~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What about Turnipish? This is just discrimination!!!

Honestly.

I agree.

If they'll post stories written in Vella-ease, they outta damn well post ANYTHING!



~lucky

 

[Lisa Denton]

Spvenscanablicka is nice, even though she jumped lil ol me once cause I tried to shorten her name to something I could say without spitting all over my keyboard. But I no habla es'swedos.
How come they don't have a pig latin section? Or is that in the beastiality category?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... Have been been posting again before your first cup of coffee? ...

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning!"

 

[R. Richard]

I know for a fact that there is at least one such individual with the entire STAR TREK Library, including apocrypha, up his whazoo --- because that's where I stuffed it.

Then him!

It was my version of the Indian Rope Trick.

I hate to make charges against a fellow literotica member, Virtual_Burlesque, but your anti-Star Trek activities smack of EAR ENVY! Yes, when you see Spock on TV, you realize that your ears will never match his. Instead you should do what I do. When I encounter a problem, I ask: "What would Spock do?" I do it. It works. Problem solved!

Spock lives!!!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... when you see Spock on TV, you realize that your ears will never match his...

You don't know that with any real certainty.



For three long months not only my ears but my entire head was totally coming to a point!

Then I had to snapped out of it.


S I G H ! . . . . . . I have nothing against anything in STAR TREK, except for some of the lifeforms which gather about STAR TREK.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm touched and grateful for the loyal support. Thanks, Rump, for the sweet initiative!

I've posted a protest on Manu's thread, and even included body language in it.

I'll be fixing a petition thread later, that people may sign in order to support the Swedish Cause.

And please, remember that it's not just me who is the victim here, but also Liar, Lovepotion59, cakeguy, and linbido. Albeit, lin's a Norwegian, I'd like to see that we're above racism between fellow scandinavians.






Oh, and CV - don't fall asleep tonight...

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Sven, lies!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

See? TOLD ya I'd get back at ya!

 

[Guest]

See? TOLD ya I'd get back at ya!

You are too smart for these AH men, Svenskamou. I can picture CV waiting and waiting, hahaha. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

...just like the cute couple in your AV, P.

Glad YOU got the joke.

 

[Alex De Kok]

Geordie!

Hey, I wrote a story in Geordie. Oh, that's dialect, not language. Gloom. Forget I spoke...

Alex

 

[Guest]

You are too smart for these AH men, Svenskamou. I can picture CV waiting and waiting, hahaha. P.