No pressure, no strings and more than one dimensional ladies needed

[UKMind]

Afternoon all,

I have kept my powder dry for a while since my opening post to think about what I am here for and the type of people I would like to interact with and, maybe, meet.

I am wildly imaginative, assertive but always respectful. I have a foul sense of humour and I am seldom offended and shocked even less so.

It’s vital that we can connect, be more than one dimensional and converse about more than just sex. If you don’t grasp the notion that it involves both of us using whole words, sentences and, god forbid, a paragraph then I am not the person for you.

I am in a long term relationship. No tales woe, no bullshit about being misunderstood just some things happened in my life that changed me as a person. Some of the changes are good, I take care of myself infinitely better than I ever. Some changes are not so good, I am largely emotionless and simple pleasures of life have no significance to me. This is not a self preservation thing, it’s just a consequence but don’t confuse me with being mean, I am very aware that you are never fully aware how someone is feeling and I am not mean, nor disrespectful so don’t allow my demeanour to put you off.

So, about me. 6’6, I know so nearly a registered giant, fairly athletic (train regularly but I am some finely sculpted specimen - sorry ladies), large hands with long probing fingers, green eyes, glasses, light stubble and a shaved head (my head could be classed as being upside down) and size 14 feet. It’s true what they say about big feet, huge socks required ;-)

I’m 36, in Hertfordshire, not a million miles from North London. Your location is not hugely important but if you’re not local then timings could be tricky so we both need to be patient, see how it shakes out and, if it’s not working, we will agree to go on our separate paths on this great big Lit adventure!

So if a laugh, fun, games, exploration, run of the mill chat with a view to possibly meeting or chatting on the phone then don’t think twice, come and say hello.

It’s better to regret the things you’ve done than the opportunities that you failed to pursue!

Peace out, hopefully speak to you soon and if you have any questions drop me a line and we will see what occurs

 

[Bjerget]

All very cool words and you seem like an interesting person. Slightly judgemental about the grammar control though, as you yourself don't really stick to the confines of paragraphs. But still. You could probably find someone nice here if you don't snob out too much.

Cheers m8 and good luck!

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

You seem fun and a gentle giant awwwww

I hope you find someone lovely soon

X

 

[Suzie85]

I like this personal. Hope you find what you are looking for.

 

[UKMind]

All very cool words and you seem like an interesting person. Slightly judgemental about the grammar control though, as you yourself don't really stick to the confines of paragraphs. But still. You could probably find someone nice here if you don't snob out too much.

Cheers m8 and good luck!

My first reply! I think I need to defend myself as “judgemental” and “snob” were two words that I wasn’t looking for so allow me to explain myself a little. Also, I am, as you note not a master of academia but I spent my schooldays trying to be anywhere but school and made questionable acquaintances and even more questionable decisions

I have been on chat, read a profile that says along the lines of “be original”, “say more than hi” etc. I say hi (it’s polite after all), introduce myself, make a comment and ask questions that show my message is original and individual to the person concluding with asking if the person would like to chat.

When you get “Hi, sure” as a reply it is a chat curtailing response.

You seem fun and a gentle giant awwwww

I hope you find someone lovely soon

X

Thank you, that’s kind of you

I like this personal. Hope you find what you are looking for.

Thank you to you too.

Finally, forgot to add, bonus points to those who are a little potty mouthed. Don’t judge, just something that doesn’t bother me.

 

[UKMind]

I’m hoping that everyone is feeling that oh so familiar post Christmas malaise and the dearth of messages will whizz into my box in the coming days.

Come on, don’t be shy. What’s the worst that can happen by coming to say hello and having a chat?

 

[UKMind]

Giving this a shameless bump on the off chance someone wants a natter and see where it leads

 

[glittertwist]

Not snobby at all to request someone makes the effort. When you've had about 50 messages, each no more than 6 words, in some sort of Neanderthal shorthand, this seems like a perfectly reasonable expectation.

Hope you get your gal.

 

[UKMind]

Thank you, that’s exactly what I meant. I have sent several messages that have been laden with effort to be engaging and making it specific to the individual to then receiving a handful of words in return that does little to spark a conversation is a tad frustrating!

 

[UKMind]

Giving this thread one final push. I’ve had the pleasure of a handful of messages, some amazing but any European based ladies around and willing to take the plunge?

Anyone is beyond welcome but time zones are so tricky to negotiate!

 

[UKMind]

Couple of interesting messages.

My favourite was someone who thought I hadn’t found anyone and offered to chat with me, for a fee.

Lit never ceases to amuse and amaze.

 

[UKMind]

I am going to roll the dice again, I would urge you to do the same

 

[Bjerget]

My first reply! I think I need to defend myself as “judgemental” and “snob” were two words that I wasn’t looking for so allow me to explain myself a little. Also, I am, as you note not a master of academia but I spent my schooldays trying to be anywhere but school and made questionable acquaintances and even more questionable decisions

I have been on chat, read a profile that says along the lines of “be original”, “say more than hi” etc. I say hi (it’s polite after all), introduce myself, make a comment and ask questions that show my message is original and individual to the person concluding with asking if the person would like to chat.

Heeeey again! Sorry I don't check lit nearly as often as I once did, so I missed your reply.

Questionable decisions are not necessarily bad ones, depends on who's doing the questioning! As long as you more or less are satisfied with things, who is anyone else to judge?

Also apologies for calling you judgemental, that was a little rude of me. I promise to be nicer (If I can )Though, I didn't say you were a snob, just try to avoid being one xD I am really sure you will find someone nice to chat with. You could even chat me up if you like. I'm nice! And I have a foul mouth too! POO! See? there!