No one liners for us... Stanzas...stanzas...stanzas!

[Guest]

Eating is what I do best tis true
I can eat you out til you turn blue
Sopping pussies and swollen clits too
Sit on my face, my tongue in your yahoo

Yes...yes, my dear, eat away at my twat
You may want to hurry, unless you wish to be caught!
An experienced man such as you, oh how I've sought
And now that I found you, you've just been bought!

 

[Ambrosious]

You cant buy me for no amount of money
But I'll be yours if you use virtual honey
Drip it on my salami then lick it clean
I'll be eating you and other things in between

 

[Guest]

On your stick, the honey does drip
I slide my tongue out for one quick sip
Mmmm, it is your taste that I now crave
For this, as any moment, I shall save!

 

[Ambrosious]

Tasting you is fine and good
But more awaits mount my manhood
Slide your VAGINA down my greasy pole
Fuck me silly, I'll fill your hole

 

[Guest]

Grinding my CUNT, down along you
I should slow down so you do not spew
Ahhhh, yes! That's how it is done
Have you been snipped? I don't need another son!

 

[Ambrosious]

The royal seed can break any link
My spew I'll have to shoot in a sink
You dont need a son and neither do I
Well maybe just one, to carry on after I die.

 

[Guest]

But won't the Fantasy Goddess be sad if the kin is mine?
Not to mention M'Lord Ravenloft, he may whine...
Quickly, release from me before you spew
To get put on the pill I'll write in my "to do"!

 

[Ambrosious]

Ill pull out before I'm I blow
We dont need children don't you know
The fantasy goddess and ravenloft too
Dont need to know about me and you!

 

[Guest]

Then why do we post on this here BB?
Obviously we are exposed for all to see!
Now, into hiding we must go
This post was done INCOGNITO!

 

[Ambrosious]

Incognito for me is just a game
Like Austin, danger is my middle name
Under cover or out in the open
Just a little sex is for what im hoping

 

[Guest]

Okay, you convinced me, as Tiggs I stay
How 'bout another romp, what'cha say?
Mmmmm, yes Ambro, your body so strong
How could I think that this was wrong?!

 

[Ambrosious]

Fucking is never wrong in my book
Only when with someone with ugly looks
Pushing it down your throat makes me smile
See I told you this would be worthwhile

 

[Guest]

I gag and I choke and I gurgle...all three
Please, or oral, be gently with me!
There, it's much better now as you ease it in
Let me take over and the true fun shall begin!

 

[Ambrosious]

I love giving you the love you crave
Sex is a drug to a nympho and knave
The world has gone to war over women like you
Sheena Easton once said and I think that its true

 

[Guest]

Enough with the chatter, my dear friend
Fore I wish not this feeling to end
There now, let me take care of your problem at hand!
As my mouth covers your cock...Now doesn't that feel grand?

 

[Ambrosious]

Yeah the feeling is good, bordering on great
Don't you just love to virtually mate
You touching yourself at the words I type
I am at work, can't play along with the hype

 

[Guest]

Touch myself as you type, do I?
Both my hands rest on the keyboard, so I think you must lie
I shall overlook it this once though
'Cause typing with you I am addicted, no?

 

[Ambrosious]

What do you mean youre not touching "down there"
Now all of my talk seem like so much hot air
Oh well, this is great fun for me too
Typing and thinking about virtual you

 

[Guest]

Get me on the phone...
And perhaps my fingers, they shall roam!
Just ask M'Lord Ravenloft...
When we talk his cock is never soft!

 

[Ambrosious]

Flash me your arch, then maybe a toe
That's how we start, that's how it will go
Then we'll move up your sweet little leg
Then slide in your kitty, my dick shaped like a keg.

 

[Guest]

Mmmmm, yes, in it goes!
Once again, you take away my woes
Oh, Ambro ram it in faster!
My kitty, she likes it...just ask her!

 

[Ambrosious]

Bending over the bed, I take you from the rear
Seeing your puss open like a bloom is dear
Only one way to satisfy your VAGINA
My chest starts to hurt, what now, angina?

 

[Guest]

The "V" word I can't stand, please call it a CUNT
Nothing shy about me, and so do love being blunt!
By the way, I'm sorry to hear about your throat's condition
Please accept this sincere rendition!

 

[Ambrosious]

I didnt say throat I said chest pay attention
To have you apologize in that rendition
Would have been nicer if you had gotten it right
Now I will give you my ass for to bite!

 

[Guest]

~sigh~

Hell, perhaps it's time for bed?
Though sitting at my 'puter, I feel mostly dead.
Perhaps I'm really typing in my sleep?
Be nice to me dear or my next words will be...@&$BEEP**%&#BEEP!