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NO ONE can deny this - this is courtship for humans and almost ALL other animals

I've never heard of dolphins of trying to jump across a pit to get to a female

or bears

or cats

or birds.. well, they can fly, so guess they wouldn't have

or whales

or hippos

or kangaroos

or armadillo's

or.....
 
richard_daily said:
I don't have any trouble finding women to date/mate with/sleep with.

It sounds like you must be having problems that are unique to you as an individual.

I can't say that its shocking.
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it's probably all the pit jumping he does...I know I wouldnt date a guy into a suicidal hooby
 
hssh345 said:
The two guys who managed to get across ( in the beginning and at the end) - who do they represent?
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They all represent competitors for female affection, their failures differ but they still fail.

Any time a man plays the courtship game he has automatically failed. He has already given her all the power from the start.
 
BotanyBoy said:
Not everyone wins all the time, life is hard!! :rolleyes:



No that's just you LJ.



What a load of shit LOL
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It's not a load of shit - the woman doesn't compete. She puts zero effort into courtship. She's a fucking judge and you're the pissant contestant.

There's always 10 more men just like you in her queue, dude. Always.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
It's not a load of shit - the woman doesn't compete. She puts zero effort into courtship. She's a fucking judge and you're the pissant contestant.

There's always 10 more men just like you in her queue, dude. Always.
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And in your case, the other 10 men are always better than you are.

We get it.

To increase your chances of success I'd suggest some platform shoes, ample quantities of viagra, a little mouth wash, and a couple decades of therapy.
 
so, a sign appears in the sky telling the stickmen to " get her"

the stickmen never once question why the sign is there, or why they should " get her"

the stickmen kill themselves in spectacular fashions.. and even sabotage and kill each other ito acquire the stickwoman as some sort of object

meanwhile the stickwoman has said and done absolutely nothing that would even remotely imply she wants to be " gotten"

so the message is that men will commit incredibly stupid things, including murder to acquire women.. whilst never once even stopping to ask if the woman is even interested

naturally.. this is the woman's fault
 
badbabysitter said:
so, a sign appears in the sky telling the stickmen to " get her"

the stickmen never once question why the sign is there, or why they should " get her"

the stickmen kill themselves in spectacular fashions.. and even sabotage and kill each other ito acquire the stickwoman as some sort of object

meanwhile the stickwoman has said and done absolutely nothing that would even remotely imply she wants to be " gotten"

so the message is that men will commit incredibly stupid things, including murder to acquire women.. whilst never once even stopping to ask if the woman is even interested

naturally.. this is the woman's fault
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Naturally the chase should only ever start if it is known that she is interested, but this is the way of things whether she is interested or not. The reason why they should "get her" is kind of obvious - if they don't, they will never reproduce and they will die alone.

After all, a woman ain't gonna go out and try to get a man. She sure as hell ain't gonna compete for him. And if she goes on some kind of quest to get a man, she's a fucking extraterrestrial from a world that operates by way different rules than Earth.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
Naturally the chase should only ever start if it is known that she is interested, but this is the way of things whether she is interested or not. The reason why they should "get her" is kind of obvious - if they don't, they will never reproduce and they will die alone.

After all, a woman ain't gonna go out and try to get a man. She sure as hell ain't gonna compete for him. And if she goes on some kind of quest to get a man, she's a fucking extraterrestrial from a world that operates by way different rules than Earth.
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Fuck, I've met a lot of space chicks then. Better call Mulder.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
Naturally the chase should only ever start if it is known that she is interested, but this is the way of things whether she is interested or not. The reason why they should "get her" is kind of obvious - if they don't, they will never reproduce and they will die alone.

After all, a woman ain't gonna go out and try to get a man. She sure as hell ain't gonna compete for him. And if she goes on some kind of quest to get a man, she's a fucking extraterrestrial from a world that operates by way different rules than Earth.
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Bolded the part that LT is dealing with every day of his life.

It sucks to be him.
 
LJ_Reloaded said:
Naturally the chase should only ever start if it is known that she is interested, but this is the way of things whether she is interested or not. The reason why they should "get her" is kind of obvious - if they don't, they will never reproduce and they will die alone.

After all, a woman ain't gonna go out and try to get a man. She sure as hell ain't gonna compete for him. And if she goes on some kind of quest to get a man, she's a fucking extraterrestrial from a world that operates by way different rules than Earth.
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This has to be the absolute worst drivel you have yet to not think through.
There are many women that do not fit into your narrow minded bullshit explanation for why a man is pissed at the whole gender.
Never had a woman come on to you obviously. Why is that?

You obviously never had a woman in your car on a date say pull in and park here, and proceed to strip off clothes and fuck herself silly on the cock. Not looking for a husband, just wants to fuck and feel good about herself and her pussy.
And why not? We all do.
How about being at a party and having a lady request a ride home. To my home. Why? Because she is horny, mature, knows what she wants, and knows how to get it.
You on the other hand don't. I am beginning to believe you are just a Gay Troll!
 
Pairaclities said:
This has to be the absolute worst drivel you have yet to not think through.
There are many women that do not fit into your narrow minded bullshit explanation for why a man is pissed at the whole gender.
Never had a woman come on to you obviously. Why is that?

You obviously never had a woman in your car on a date say pull in and park here, and proceed to strip off clothes and fuck herself silly on the cock. Not looking for a husband, just wants to fuck and feel good about herself and her pussy.
And why not? We all do.
How about being at a party and having a lady request a ride home. To my home. Why? Because she is horny, mature, knows what she wants, and knows how to get it.
You on the other hand don't. I am beginning to believe you are just a Gay Troll!
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I can't imagine a guy wanting LT either...

He's a few rejections away from a dog shooting rampage with his imaginary gun.
 
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