No offense to the Irish, but who would like a Laugh???

[Nicole]

My Dad brought this home tonight and I LMFAO reading it. I'm sorry to any of the Irish out there, but it IS funny.

IRISH MEDICAL HISTORY

Artery:- the study of paintings

Barium:- What doctors do when patients die

Caesarean Section :- A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat Scan :- Searching for Kitty

Cauterise :- Made eye contact with her

Coma :- A Punctuation mark

Dilate :- To live longer

Enema :- Not a friend

Impotent :- Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain :- Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff :- Doctor's cane

Morbid :- a higher offer

Nitrates :- Cheaper than day rates

Node :- Was aware of

Pap Smear :- A fatherhood test

Pelvis :- A Cousin of Elvis

Recovery Room :- A place to Upholstery

Rectum:- Damn near killed em

Seizure :- A Roman Emperor

Tablet :- A small Table

Terminal Illness :- Getting sick at the Airport

Tumour :- more than one

Urine :- Opposite of "your out"

Varicose :- nearby

Vein :- conceited

 

[p_p_man]

Recovery Room :- A place to Upholstery

Funny and clever. Didn't get this one though...

 

[April]

LMAO

Humph! Nicole, I'm insulted!!!

LMAO

 

[Mistress]

p_p_man

Upholstery is a work where you recover furniture to make it look a hell of a alot better. Basically changing the fabric...



Oh, I"m not offended by the jokes, besides I've seen them as told as different groups of people.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Bwahahaha


Ever get the feeling a joke's not as funny once it's been explained though?


Put that man in a round room, tell him to pee in the corner and he'd probably look at you blankly.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: p_p_man

Upholstery is a work where you recover furniture to make it look a hell of a alot better.

Ahh right...

That was a bit too complex for my tired old brain. The others though are worth copying.