No more sucky reads.

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JAMESBJOHNSON

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Its my nature to endure and persevere and suffer what sucks. But yesterday I pledged NO MORE. If your piece o shit story or book don't grab me quickly, adios.

I wanna car wreck or drive by shooting on page ONE. I want someone pulling their panties down their legs on page ONE.

Lady Gaga, my blonde neighbor, gave me a pile of Lee Childs novels. I'm 300 pages into one of them, and fuggin little has happened since page ONE. I'm not impressed with Jack Reacher.

In my new story, GLADIATOR SCHOOL, Marlin Davis beats two fags to death with a table lamp on page ONE. Marlin's date out a mickey finn in his glass of Zeller Black Cat wine while he was taking a shit. My characters take shits. I've been to Zell, Germany where they make SCHWARTZ KATZ (Black Cat).
 
Its my nature to endure and persevere and suffer what sucks. But yesterday I pledged NO MORE. If your piece o shit story or book don't grab me quickly, adios.

I wanna car wreck or drive by shooting on page ONE. I want someone pulling their panties down their legs on page ONE.

Lady Gaga, my blonde neighbor, gave me a pile of Lee Childs novels. I'm 300 pages into one of them, and fuggin little has happened since page ONE. I'm not impressed with Jack Reacher.

In my new story, GLADIATOR SCHOOL, Marlin Davis beats two fags to death with a table lamp on page ONE. Marlin's date out a mickey finn in his glass of Zeller Black Cat wine while he was taking a shit. My characters take shits. I've been to Zell, Germany where they make SCHWARTZ KATZ (Black Cat).

No one's putting a gun to your head, ol' timer.

Just put the book down Mr. Brimley, grab some oats, and walk away.

Baby, you were born this way.

:rose:
 
Lee Child got the best of my patience and I threw 5 of his books in the garbage.
 
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