No More Chocolate?

[Liar]

Yep. We just might be fucked.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

That site took forever to load.

And if one cocoa field dries up there will always be another place to plant the stuff. It's not the whole world will ever be a desert. those people are full of it, and I don't mean chocolate.

 

[Liar]

Shush, you're spoiling it. I wanted to hear the screams.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I wondered about that, given what was stated on the last page . . .

 

[tickledkitty]

Wouldn't bother me. Never touch the stuff myself.

 

[sadangel]

Yep. We just might be fucked.

Oh NO THEY DON'T! I need me my chocolate.

*reading the article now*

*hugs the Cadbury, Mars and Hershey peoples* Someone knows I need my chocolate!!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Yep. We just might be fucked.

Nah, as long as there are peanut fields and pepper plantations, I'll get by with the ultimate comfort food: the crunchy peanut butter sandwich with tabasco sauce.

And trust me, I need it now after the Valentine's Day Grand Gesture Balls-up.
(See the Happy Valentine's Day thread for the sorry story )

 

[_Lynn_]

I'm allergic to it, so it wouldn't matter to me.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

The world wouldn't be worth living in....

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The world wouldn't be worth living in....

Exactly! It would be like . . . like . . . the hop vine going extinct! *Shudders at the very thought!*

 

[Recidiva]

It's the Aztec curse.

They didn't allow women to consume chocolate.

It's inevitable that this would end badly.

 

[EesomeBeastie]

Exactly! It would be like . . . like . . . the hop vine going extinct! *Shudders at the very thought!*

But then we'd just go back to drinking mead - sitting around in smoky halls and quaffing it from horns before going out for out for a bit of raiding, raping and pillaging. Doesn't sound too bad to me.

 

[CharleyH]

Yep. We just might be fucked.

I'm not worried about the extinction of chocolate. I've always been a salt girl. I WILL SURVIVE!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

But then we'd just go back to drinking mead - sitting around in smoky halls and quaffing it from horns before going out for out for a bit of raiding, raping and pillaging. Doesn't sound too bad to me.

That's because you're young! My raiding and pillaging days are long behind me. Now I want to sit around with a good ale or stout and swap lies about them!

 

[EesomeBeastie]

That's because you're young! My raiding and pillaging days are long behind me. Now I want to sit around with a good ale or stout and swap lies about them!

So this is where you're hiding. Why don't you come on over to the Naked Party room and swap lies there? I don't have the electric clippers on me, honest. Sadangel confiscated them.

 

[DesertPirate]

Remove chocolate and the world would be a truly disgusting place!

Now I know the route to world domination! Bwawhahahaha

 

[TheeGoatPig]

First you get the chocolate, then you get the power, then you get the women

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

No more chocolate...bad...very very bad.

Now, if you said no more wine...*shudder* that would be truly frightening.

 

[jomar]

Wouldn't bother me. Never touch the stuff myself.

Philistine!

 

[DesertPirate]

First you get the chocolate, then you get the power, then you get the women

That's how I see it

 

[voluptuary_manque]

First you get the chocolate, then you get the power, then you get the women

That's how I see it

Then you cover the women in chocolate . . .

 

[bb_peaks]

Then you cover the women in chocolate . . .

And what if you wanted to cover the men in chocolate? I did find out over the weekend that the cookies and cream chocolate bars aren't such a good idea for such festivities. Took longer to chew the cookie part than it did for the chocolate to melt and let me get to the gooey part. Oops.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And what if you wanted to cover the men in chocolate? I did find out over the weekend that the cookies and cream chocolate bars aren't such a good idea for such festivities. Took longer to chew the cookie part than it did for the chocolate to melt and let me get to the gooey part. Oops.

Neither I nor DP would have any reason to cover men in chocolate. However, feel free to do so if you wish. I'll even provide whipped cream.

 

[bb_peaks]

Neither I nor DP would have any reason to cover men in chocolate. However, feel free to do so if you wish. I'll even provide whipped cream.

Yeah. I can see where it would be more appealing for the woman to be drizzled in chocolate.

 

[sadangel]

Some of us will cover both Men and Women with chocolate. We're Equal Opportunity Pervs that way!!