No, I don't want to play Santa Claus. No, that doesn't make me a Grinch!

[JazzManJim]

I love Christmas. Honest. It's my favorite holiday and I get excited right after Thanksgiving, just waiting for it! I love the music and the lights and the decorations and everything!

I just don't want to play Santa again this year.

Sure, it was fun once or twice, but then I realized that the folks at work asked me to do it, not because I was a jolly guy or because I was good with kids, or even because they thought I enjoyed it. They asked me to do it because I was a fat white guy who did it a couple times. Seems no one else wants to do it, and those who do just don't quite fit the ol' Santa stereotype.

I don't work there anymore, but they still call and ask. So I asked why they keep calling me, even though I don't work there, and that's what they said.

So, this year, someone else has to play Santa. I ain't a gonna do it!

Ick.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

You tell 'em baby, you don't have to do anything that you don't wanna!

 

[JazzManJim]

You tell 'em baby, you don't have to do anything that you don't wanna!

To be honest, I enjoy playing Santa. It's always been a lot of fun. But, I just hate being taken for granted....a lot. And, hell, I get enough guff because I'ma big guy....

 

[Amelie]

It may not make you a Grinch

But it MAY make you a Scrooge!

 

[Summery]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO....YOU DON'T HAVE TO....YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
Just keep telling yourself that! They can't make you!

Hi JazzManJim.

 

[JazzManJim]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO....YOU DON'T HAVE TO....YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
Just keep telling yourself that! They can't make you!

Hi JazzManJim.

Hi, lovely Rose.

And, pretty much, when I said "I really don't want to this year" and stuck to it, that ended it for them.