No anal sex at Starbucks!

The Mutt

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Starbucks has pulled Bruce Springsteen's new album Devils & Dust from its shelves over concerns about explicit lyrics. Seems the Boss sings about butt-banging a hooker or something. One more reason Starbucks is eeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiiillllll!
 
The Mutt said:
Starbucks has pulled Bruce Springsteen's new album Devils & Dust from its shelves over concerns about explicit lyrics. Seems the Boss sings about butt-banging a hooker or something. One more reason Starbucks is eeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiiillllll!
that and five dollars for a cup of coffee and they have the nerve to put out a tip cup! :cool:
 
apparently, ppl like the dark side 'cause the damn things pop up like rabbit spawn. I figure any day now I'll see a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks.
 
But, I'm addicted to Starbucks... what am I going to do?
 
1hotbabe said:
But, I'm addicted to Starbucks... what am I going to do?

Get your coffee at Starbucks, listen to Bruce in your car.

Problem solved! :D
 
Beco said:
but are you addicted to butt banging?

Not like I am coffee... butt that that can change...:D


bootgrrl said:
Get your coffee at Starbucks, listen to Bruce in your car.

Problem solved! :D

Well damn, thanks for the solution! :D Hot AV by the way!! But, then all of yours are hot!!
 
1hotbabe said:
Well damn, thanks for the solution! :D Hot AV by the way!! But, then all of yours are hot!!
You're welcome! Why should company politics come between you and your coffee.

Oh, and...thank you! :kiss:
 
what i don't get is why does starbucks care? it's got a warning label on it, for pity's sake. i have the album. i don't think it's among his best, but it ain't bad and really, for a singer whose lyrics are often unintelligible to the novice, this seems really silly.

[shrugs]

ed
 
christophe said:
that and five dollars for a cup of coffee and they have the nerve to put out a tip cup! :cool:


Baristas make shit money. i used to manage an upscale coffee place similar to Starbucks, and trust me. The high cost of coffee goes more to pay for image and "fair trade" coffee. You don't want to know what they shell out just for one of those trendy little Java Jackets to slip over the cup.
 
I wish I had bought stock in that dang company when I had the chance :(
 
I don't go into any place that won't allow me to have anal on the premises.
 
Original chorus to Cadillac Ranch untill they made him chang it.

Cadillac Cadillac
going to make you take it from the back
spread your cheek to see that anal pour
need to stuff my stiffy right in your back door
 
No anal at starbucks?? But the girl that works at mine is hot! I'm pissed now! no more tips for her.. i'll tell her to take it up with corprate!
 
The Mutt said:
Starbucks has pulled Bruce Springsteen's new album Devils & Dust from its shelves over concerns about explicit lyrics. Seems the Boss sings about butt-banging a hooker or something. One more reason Starbucks is eeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiiillllll!


Yes, they are evil and their coffee tastes like the runoff from a $10 hooker.
 
crazy:

the lyrics that are causing such a fuss:

"two hundred dollars straight in
two fifty up the ass, she said as she smiled"

of course, as is the norm for these flaps, that isn't what the song is really about, naturally.

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
crazy:
the lyrics that are causing such a fuss:
"two hundred dollars straight in
two fifty up the ass, she said as she smiled"
of course, as is the norm for these flaps, that isn't what the song is really about, naturally.ed

Only $50 more for anal? hmmmm, I would have thought more.........

Will WalMart sell the cd?
 
i think my wife picked it up in target, so i don't see why not. or you could go through amazon. i also heard that border's has it for a discount (50%) if you have a membership there.

ed
 
crazybbwgirl said:
Only $50 more for anal? hmmmm, I would have thought more.........

Will WalMart sell the cd?
It's worth the extra $$$ don't ya think.
 
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