Nipple attachment thingamajigs

[Stepandfetchit]

I’m writing a story where a guy is rummaging around in a woman’s suitcase, and finds some sexual devices. He’s as ignorant of them as I am. Is there a special commercial device to attach to nipples, clits, etc., etc., etc??? Or do you just rummage around in the junk drawer for a pair of vise grips? OUCH!!!

Newbie thanks ya.

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Now, where'd I put those band-aids?

 

[Guest]

I’m writing a story where a guy is rummaging around in a woman’s suitcase, and finds some sexual devices. He’s as ignorant of them as I am. Is there a special commercial device to attach to nipples, clits, etc., etc., etc??? Or do you just rummage around in the junk drawer for a pair of vise grips? OUCH!!!

Newbie thanks ya.

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Now, where'd I put those band-aids?

Hi Step, ya mad newbie!

You're gonna need those band-aids if you use a vise. Have you heard of kiwi-nipple syndrome? That happens with over-use of nipple clamps.

They come in many shapes, sizes and designs. Go here, and you can see some photos of some nipple clamps:Blowfish

Have fun!

Lou

 

[Dirty Slut]

Keep those damn clamps away from me, eEK!

I had a boyfriend who tried a pair on me once. And that is the last time it will ever happen. My nipples are just tooooo sensitive for those things, thank you very much.

DS

 

[Boota]

I was at a party once where a guy put a set of nipple clamps on and had people drag him around by the chain that connected them. Not for me, but he seemed to be digging it.

As far as commercial names, I don't know. Nipple clamp pretty much says it all for me.

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Re: Nipple attachment thingamajigs

Hi Step, ya mad newbie!

You're gonna need those band-aids if you use a vise. Have you heard of kiwi-nipple syndrome? That happens with over-use of nipple clamps.

They come in many shapes, sizes and designs. Go here, and you can see some photos of some nipple clamps:Blowfish

Have fun!

Lou

Um, excuse me.... 'kiwi nipple syndrome'?

LOL I'm sure I shouldn't ask but, what the heck is that Lou?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Nipple attachment thingamajigs

Um, excuse me.... 'kiwi nipple syndrome'?

LOL I'm sure I shouldn't ask but, what the heck is that Lou?

Hehehe! I thought you might pick up on this, WSO. It's kiwis as in the fruit, not the people of New Zealand. I have a friend, who claimed his nipples turned the colour of a kiwi fruit, due to over-use of nipple clamps. So, we always refer to them now as the 'kiwi-nipple inducers'.

Lou

 

[Quasimodem]

BTW: What do they call a guy who lets his girlfriend tighten down a vise grip on his penis?

[For clarity's sake, I did mean "vise," not "vice."]

 

[Guest]

BTW: What do they call a guy who lets his girlfriend tighten down a vise grip on his penis?

[For clarity's sake, I did mean "vise," not "vice."]

Fruit-loop?
Hejit?
Trusting?
Clinically insane?
Mad as a hatter?
Dick for brains?

Please, put me out of my misery.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

1000 up!

Congratulations Tatelou.

You've reached 1000 posts.

Og

 

[Guest]

Yay! Woohoo! Thanks, Og.

I've just been and changed my title.

Lou

 

[LorriLove]

yippeeeeee

well done lou, a grand of grand posts, giggle clothes pegs do for me by the way, and mine are like freekin kiwi fruit to start with sometimes, giggle again.

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: yippeeeeee

well done lou, a grand of grand posts, giggle clothes pegs do for me by the way, and mine are like freekin kiwi fruit to start with sometimes, giggle again.

Well, my eye may be decieving me, but I do believe Lorri broke the same barrier just now. A double grand today.

Endited to say: ...and what a tagline, Lorri. My oh my...

 

[LorriLove]

Re: Re: yippeeeeee

Well, my eye may be decieving me, but I do believe Lorri broke the same barrier just now. A double grand today.

Endited to say: ...and what a tagline, Lorri. My oh my...

 

[Wills]

Just to bring some smut to this 'slap on the backy' phase of posting.

I've got niipple attachments, they are called the wife.

Will's (Ducking for cover)

PS Congrat's Lou and Lorri - 1000 already

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

Just to bring some smut to this 'slap on the backy' phase of posting.

I've got niipple attachments, they are called the wife.

Will's (Ducking for cover)

PS Congrat's Lou and Lorri - 1000 already

you may well duck for cover my man i call mine tits.

 

[Guest]

Yay! Thanks, Lorri, congrats to you, too, honey.

I Love the title.

Thanks for the congrats guys.

Lou

 

[Icingsugar]

BTW: What do they call a guy who lets his girlfriend tighten down a vise grip on his penis?

Fred?

C'mon this qweztion got lost in all the millenia-post-celebrations. What do they call such a guy?

 

[Icingsugar]

I've got niipple attachments, they are called the wife.

I also find that "Me" is a valid answer there too. At least for more temporary attatchment now and then.

 

[Wills]

It's not a Dick Squeeze Prick Tease is it?

Will's

PS Sorry that would be the girl

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nipple clamps
Nipple clips.


Okay, the title of this thread is just positively shrieking to be the title of a story.

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Nipple attachment thingamajigs

Hehehe! I thought you might pick up on this, WSO. It's kiwis as in the fruit, not the people of New Zealand. I have a friend, who claimed his nipples turned the colour of a kiwi fruit, due to over-use of nipple clamps. So, we always refer to them now as the 'kiwi-nipple inducers'.

Lou

Gosh mine never turned green.

Kiwi fruit used to be called 'Chinese gooseberries' you know, and they're full of vitamin C.

 

[Quasimodem]

Fred? C'mon this qweztion got lost in all the millenia-post-celebrations...

What do they call a guy who lets his girlfriend tighten down a vise grip on his penis?

Sorry, I was ... er ... tied up.

They frequently call him "miss?"

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

Sorry, I was ... er ... tied up.

They frequently call him "miss?"

one of hubby's fav's is about a ficticious guy who catches his wife in bed with another man, he takes the startled womaniser to his work shed, cramps the offenders cock up tight in a vice and superglue's it in place as well.

then he breaks the handle off of the vice, gives the guy a hacksaw, sets fire to the shed and walks out.