Nil by Mouth

[Dapperguy]

I bought this oral sex enhancer up the market last week. Has anyone else got one? I am afraid to put my 8-inch handsome cock any where near it. Its teeth look rather intimidating. One of its reviewers says: “The sucking and nibbling action of this toy is better than any bottom or slag I've had on my cock. It is very intimate.” Another says: “At first it caused me premature ejaculation. But once accustomed to its deep sucking action and its intimate nibbling of my cock’s bell-end I settled to its action. Also, it is easy to clean and, believe it or not, it floats in the bath, so as to tempt you with its erotic delights. However, another review says: “This fucking contraption almost severed the fucking mushroom end of my cock and left me in a state of trauma. The thing slipped off my cock and ended up attempting to eviscerate my ballsac. Don't go near this fucking Made in China savage. It should carry a sexual health warning.
So if anyone out there can reinforce these two reviews, please let me know. Because I am keen to give it my ropes of semen.

 

[MaxwellSmart86]

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I bought this oral sex enhancer up the market last week. Has anyone else got one? I am afraid to put my 8-inch handsome cock any where near it. Its teeth look rather intimidating. One of its reviewers says: “The sucking and nibbling action of this toy is better than any bottom or slag I've had on my cock. It is very intimate.” Another says: “At first it caused me premature ejaculation. But once accustomed to its deep sucking action and its intimate nibbling of my cock’s bell-end I settled to its action. Also, it is easy to clean and, believe it or not, it floats in the bath, so as to tempt you with its erotic delights. However, another review says: “This fucking contraption almost severed the fucking mushroom end of my cock and left me in a state of trauma. The thing slipped off my cock and ended up attempting to eviscerate my ballsac. Don't go near this fucking Made in China savage. It should carry a sexual health warning.
So if anyone out there can reinforce these two reviews, please let me know. Because I am keen to give it my ropes of semen.

I lost it with that last review. Absolutely hilarious.

Frankly, it looks something you'd find at Spirit Halloween. I would be reluctant to get anywhere near it.

 

[Carnevil9]

That thing looks like my mother-in-law. Hard pass!

 

[womaneater58]

I wouldn't waste my money on it.

 

[Sienna62]

That thing looks like my mother-in-law. Hard pass!

She sounds EXACTLY my type .