Night Of A Thousand Sneezes

[Rambling Rose]

I lost count after forty. And my eyes are raw and burning. Will this cold never end? It's been two weeks and I'm still waking myself up wheezing and congested. I've tried sleeping sitting up but I can't. I'm out of NyQuil and my stomach muscles are weak from coughing.

Don't come too close. It's catching.

 

[bknight2602]

I lost count after forty. And my eyes are raw and burning. Will this cold never end? It's been two weeks and I'm still waking myself up wheezing and congested. I've tried sleeping sitting up but I can't. I'm out of NyQuil and my stomach muscles are weak from coughing.

Don't come too close. It's catching.

Aww need some tea and Vicks?

 

[vffan]

*hugs* hope you feel better soon

J

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yeah, I've resorted to spreading Vicks Vapor Rub over my boobs. Nothing so fetching as that eucalyptus scent emanating from my tits.

I've gone through three boxes of tissues. I am raising the value of stock in Kleenex as I sit here. Buy now!

 

[kotori]

forget the vicks, forget the nyquil--just go to straight sour mash.

it won't do anything for the cold, but at least you'll sleep, and maybe not remember how miserable you were.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Thanks honey, but at this point I am all about the expectorant. My lungs sound like a squeaky hinge. You can feel the vibrations of them struggling to work if you put your hand on my chest.

And this is the one time you do not want to get close enough to put your hand on my chest.

 

[Olivianna]

Don't you mean 1,001 Sneezes?

 

[JazzManJim]

I said na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na!

 

[Problem Child]

some cold remedies from The Dr.:

A vigorous chest massage is vital to break up phlegm.

Also, a good anal reaming would expedite any future bowel movements.

Drink plenty of fluids. Semen is solidly in the fluid column, and chock full of protien to boot!

Muscle exercise is vital to prevent atrophy. To keep the jaw muscles fit, practice sucking on any long cylindrical object with a pulse. If it can deliver your fluids, all the better! This will also keep the diaphrgm in tip-top shape.

Did you find your cervix yet?

 

[marksgirl]

some cold remedies from The Dr.:

A vigorous chest massage is vital to break up phlegm.

Also, a good anal reaming would expedite any future bowel movements.

Drink plenty of fluids. Semen is solidly in the fluid column, and chock full of protien to boot!

Muscle exercise is vital to prevent atrophy. To keep the jaw muscles fit, practice sucking on any long cylindrical object with a pulse. If it can deliver your fluids, all the better! This will also keep the diaphrgm in tip-top shape.

Did you find your cervix yet?

Would you like to come over and help me get rid of my cold?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Don't you mean 1,001 Sneezes?

You really don't love me, do you?

 

[sunstruck]

Gaz..guzuen...gesunh...

Bless you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Yeah, I've resorted to spreading Vicks Vapor Rub over my boobs. Nothing so fetching as that eucalyptus scent emanating from my tits.

When can you be in my bed?

Seriously, when out of other medications you can rely on bona fide alcohol to alleviate some of the discomfort you're suffering. Brandy didn't get that reputation by accident...

 

[Malachi]

When can you be in my bed?

Seriously, when out of other medications you can rely on bona fide alcohol to alleviate some of the discomfort you're suffering. Brandy didn't get that reputation by accident...

That's a bad idea. Alcohol might make you feel better temporarily, but it's bad for your immune system. Guaranteed to prolong recovery.

Feel better soon!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Malachi...so sensible, and too much of a gentleman to try and get me drunk in my vulnerable condition!

LK, where is your chivalry?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Malachi...so sensible, and too much of a gentleman to try and get me drunk in my vulnerable condition!

LK, where is your chivalry?

Present and accounted for, and while excessive quantities of alcohol may prove problematic, there's no denying the power of a shot of brandy or a hot butterered rum for treating symptoms and hastening one's ability to fall asleep. So, unless rest is a bad thing, I stand by my advice.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hold me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hold me.

Okie fine.

 

[Rambling Rose]

That was easy.

Seriously, I've been untouched for days on end. I've quarantined myself for the most part and my skin is aching to be touched. Maybe you could just help me spread the Vapor Rub?

 

[LukkyKnight]

That's what hands are made for.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Lucky for both of us my breasts are conveniently located just over my lungs.

 

[Nora]

Jezus fucking Christ, RR. Now I have this mental image of Lukky rubbing you all over with Vick's while wearing rubber gloves and a respirator. I keep hearing you start to moan, but it turns into a cough. Sorta sounds like "oohhhhaaaackhackhackhackhackhack!"

Verrrrrryyyyyyyy sessy.

Please, for the sake of MY libido, feel better soon!

 

[Starfish]

Is there even one "bless you" in here...


NOOOOOOooooo cause that would be TYPICAL!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Why on earth would she be wearing rubber gloves? Surely you don't expect ME to?

 

[Rambling Rose]

There is some sort of erotic factor to latex, but I think I'd prefer the heat of skin on skin.

And thank you, Starfish. I thought my head was gonna pop off last night.