Nifty ways to kill vampires...

[RastaPope]

Can a priest bless the rain and it's resulting floodwaters? Like all the vamps are out looking for human happy-meals during the day, since it's dark and storming, then all of a sudden we've got slimy piles of dust all about?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

RastaPope!

It's Best To NOT Think Of Vampires While Stoned.

 

[mistressastra]

Has someone been watching Buffy?

 

[RastaPope]

Has someone been watching Buffy?

Best show ever, even with the blight of the current season.

It makes you think about the nature of souls, redemption, condemnation, etc.

Though I'm glad most people don't watch it, remembering only the movie. I hated when it got really popular for awhile a couple years back. Posers.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

something that couldnt be brought on by a person but..... how about a vampire who gets stuck in a tornado... would it be more nifty if they were impaled by a nice sized sapling, or a toothpick through the heart?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Vampires teach their kids never to run with a sharp stick

 

[Rubyfruit]

Heh.

 

[ilovewriting]

Sorry to dissapoint you but Vampires dont exist.

 

[SilverVeil]

Sorry to dissapoint you but Vampires dont exist.

Yeah ? Says you ....


( methinks the person doth protest too much, maybe a secret vampire in disguise ? )

AND IT'S DISAPPOINT !!!!!!!

 

[Arc da Rat]

Yea they do ... & not only the blood sucking kind ...

there are psychic vampires ...

 

[SilverVeil]

Yea they do ... & not only the blood sucking kind ...

there are psychic vampires ...

Yeah ... and emotional vampires too .... or does that term overlap with psychic ?

 

[ilovewriting]

ookkkkkkkkkkk
but you do realise that vampires not existing means you can make up what you want about them??

 

[Arc da Rat]

Yeah ... and emotional vampires too .... or does that term overlap with psychic ?

nah ... well sort of ...
emotional ones leave ya emotionally drained ...

while psychic ones suck the engry out of ya ... there are people out there that don't know they are vampires ...

either way yer drained & out of the loop ... engery wise ...

 

[SilverVeil]

ookkkkkkkkkkk
but you do realise that vampires not existing means you can make up what you want about them??

Lots of things exist, and I can make up what I want about them.

 

[MechaBlade]

I use a sword to kill vampires.


[Slkkkk!!]

294 vampires down.

 

[Debbie]

Sorry to dissapoint you but Vampires dont exist.

I don't exist? Damn another lie my mother
told me. Cancel my blood in the morning.
I detested getting the dog to bring it to me
anyway.
Garlic makes me bilious, and sharp sticks?
Paranoid.
Sunshine? Not a problem. Sun block SPF 50
and no going out between the hours of 10
am till 2 pm, unless it is overcast.
I survive.
As for the Priest and the flood theory?
The bastard is a vampire too.
Tornadoes? Not where I live.
Just leaves you the safety of decapitating me
or your crucifix.

 

[heterotic]

If a vampire's type is defined by what they suck out of you, has anyone ever met a cum vampire?

 

[SilverVeil]

If a vampire's type is defined by what they suck out of you, has anyone ever met a cum vampire?

Novel idea heterotic !!

 

[MechaBlade]

If a vampire's type is defined by what they suck out of you, has anyone ever met a cum vampire?

The idea seemed good until I realized that most vampires bite.

 

[nzwookie]

Sorry to dissapoint you but Vampires dont exist.

WHAT---- surely you jest...Hollywood would never lie to me............Would they???????
Enough said--necks please,,,

 

[ilovewriting]

ok ok i will shut up now...

 

[Debbie]

ok ok i will shut up now...

I love vampire stories.
Reading them, writing them.
'Scuse me Im a kinky kiwi.

Just having a little fun.

No one said shut up.
You are entitled to your opinion.

 

[SpaceToast]

I'd just say "Candman" three times into a mirror, and let him deal with it.

Enjoyed Blade II[/], though-

-M@

 

[DevilBoy79]

Can a priest bless the rain and it's resulting floodwaters? Like all the vamps are out looking for human happy-meals during the day, since it's dark and storming, then all of a sudden we've got slimy piles of dust all about?

why kill them, vampires never hurt anybody, i love them

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Psy vampires exist.... As far as I know, I'm alive, breathing, and doing everything a normal human can... well almost.. I do sunburn easy but I LOVE silver and garlic... go fig.... and on a random note... *points to her sig*