Nice cat.

[Svedish_Chef]

Nothing finer.

 

[just pet]

Nothing finer.

What kind of food do you cook? Should that picture frighten me as well as disgust me?

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Nice cat.

What kind of food do you cook? Should that picture frighten me as well as disgust me?

I hear he makes a hell of a Dim Sum









~~meow~~

 

[Laurel]

Whatever.

 

[Rhys]

and now for something completely different...

Cat's In The Kettle - Aaron Wilburn
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese

Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain

But that's not chicken in your chicken chow-mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork

But Garfield's on my fork

He's purrin' here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking-Moon

The place that I eat every day at noon

They can feed you cat and you'll never know

Once they wrap it up in dough, boys...
They fry it real crisp in dough...


Chow Lin asked if I wanted more

As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, not today I lost my appitite

There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was suckin' on Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys...
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking-Moon

I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.

They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork

There's a hairball on my fork.

 

[Rhys]

Whatever.

sorry Laurel...we are just a couple of sick fuckers...













~~meow, meow~~

 

[Laurel]

It's cool. I love cat haters...barbecued, stewed, or shish kabobbed.

 

[glamorilla]

<------Loves Pussies.



http://www.konstruktiv.net/kitty_02.html

 

[LadyDarkFire]

It's cool. I love cat haters...barbecued, stewed, or shish kabobbed.

I know a great herb crust which is done on the grill with a mop. It works well on ribs too.

 

[Laurel]

<------Loves Pussies.

That's not what I've heard.


OH! You mean kitty-pussy.






Cool cat. I want one with laser eyes.

 

[Laurel]

I know a great herb crust which is done on the grill with a mop. It works well on ribs too.

Yum! I love nibbling on ribs...

 

[Laurel]

Don't mind me - I'm in a shit mood. That's a very realistic-looking piece of carpet there, chef.

 

[kotori]

Is that the LTD, Chef?

 

[Rhys]

It's cool. I love cat haters...barbecued, stewed, or shish kabobbed.

Actually, I like kitties...








~~woozels are fun too! meow!~~

 

[AzureAngel]

Mmf. My kitty got backed over a few years back.

No eatin' the kitty. I will attack.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Laurel and Rhys, great avs. Rhys, isn't that a critter from Henson's "The Dark Crystal"? I loved that movie as a kid, but for some reason find it incredibly depressing now... lol

I'm with Laurel on this one. Sweet kitty.

 

[Rhys]

Laurel and Rhys, great avs. Rhys, isn't that a critter from Henson's "The Dark Crystal"? I loved that movie as a kid, but for some reason find it incredibly depressing now... lol

Yep that's Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal...

looks kinda like a kitty...

 

[Beaker]

Its not felt.