NFL: Time for me to make some money!

[LadyFunkenstein]

I am going to pick a few good games and then place my bets. Then shortly before the game, I will file false charges against the opposing team's quarterbacks. They will pulled from the line up immediately as per the new rules, and I will make tons of money.

Is anyone else with me on this? Let's all pick the same games so we can divvy up the filing of the charges.

 

[smoothg103rd]

As long as it isn't Flacco, I won't snitch. If Joe don't play I'm telling on you.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

As long as it isn't Flacco, I won't snitch. If Joe don't play I'm telling on you.

I am pretty sure he hit me. And raped me. I was really drunk and stoned at the time so the details are a little hazy. But I discussed it with the commenters at XOJane and everyone agrees I am a victim.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I am pretty sure he hit me. And raped me. I was really drunk and stoned at the time so the details are a little hazy. But I discussed it with the commenters at XOJane and everyone agrees I am a victim.

Video evidence?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Video evidence?

Don't need it. As soon as charges are filed, players will be removed from the roster.

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2014/12/10/0ap3000000441677.pdf

By the time they find out I have no evidence, I will have already won my bets.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You're going to need that money...

 

[Balladeer08]

I am going to pick a few good games and then place my bets. Then shortly before the game, I will file false charges against the opposing team's quarterbacks. They will pulled from the line up immediately as per the new rules, and I will make tons of money.

Is anyone else with me on this? Let's all pick the same games so we can divvy up the filing of the charges.

Yeah, I just got the email from the league also.

If the Players Union isn't after Goodell with torches and pitchforks, they are not doing their job.

"J'accuse!" and off with their heads!

Nice of Goodell to bring back the French Revolution.

Jerk.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Don't need it. As soon as charges are filed, players will be removed from the roster.

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/photo/2014/12/10/0ap3000000441677.pdf

By the time they find out I have no evidence, I will have already won my bets.

I go to the bookies every Sunday. So just tell me your teams and I will give you 10%. But I'm not getting involved in any way. That's FED time. But we still could be business partners.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I go to the bookies every Sunday. So just tell me your teams and I will give you 10%. But I'm not getting involved in any way. That's FED time. But we still could be business partners.

I'd be more worried about time with the fishes...



... and I don't mean the Dolphins.

 

[Worm]

I'm sick of the NFL. Last game I watched I just saw a commercial with a bunch of sad players being silent and somehow it was supposed to make me talk about domestic abuse. I'm not the one hitting women and kids you are. Don't try to lecture me I just want to watch a damn game.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm sick of the NFL. Last game I watched I just saw a commercial with a bunch of sad players being silent and somehow it was supposed to make me talk about domestic abuse. I'm not the one hitting women and kids you are. Don't try to lecture me I just want to watch a damn game.

Their incidences of domestic violence, as well as other crime, are lower than the general population.



Even including the Raiders.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I'd be more worried about time with the fishes...



... and I don't mean the Dolphins.

I'm never been the one to worried about hits. I feel like if its my time than it's my time. Death is unpreventable.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm never been the one to worried about hits. I feel like if its my time than it's my time. Death is unpreventable.

Something, maybe a little stool pigeon, tells me that your nickel and dime bets top out at knee-capping...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Something, maybe a little stool pigeon, tells me that your nickel and dime bets top out at knee-capping...

I don't catch your drift.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I go to the bookies every Sunday. So just tell me your teams and I will give you 10%. But I'm not getting involved in any way. That's FED time. But we still could be business partners.

I'm never been the one to worried about hits. I feel like if its my time than it's my time. Death is unpreventable.

Something, maybe a little stool pigeon, tells me that your nickel and dime bets top out at knee-capping...

Think about it just a little..., bookies, Joe Pesci, Casino, The Godfather...,

 

[eyer]

I am going to pick a few good games and then place my bets. Then shortly before the game, I will file false charges against the opposing team's quarterbacks. They will pulled from the line up immediately as per the new rules, and I will make tons of money.

Is anyone else with me on this? Let's all pick the same games so we can divvy up the filing of the charges.

I put $50 down on 200-1 before the season started that Cleveland would win this Super Bowl...

...I put another $50 down on 100-1 yesterday that the Browns win their next 7 games.

Johnny Ball begins in Cleveland this Sunday @ 1 pm EST...

...cost of still available tickets for his first start jumped instantly to +40% @ the announcement.

I believe his jersey's still the 3rd best seller for the year; a lot of friggn' $$ moves around this kid...

...100-1 says he can't do it, but I've seen him beat bigger odds than that before.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Think about it just a little..., bookies, Joe Pesci, Casino, The Godfather...,

Trying to say I'm broke, so they won't kill me? My money is only worth getting shot in the knees? And the bookies I go to aren't Italian. They are papi's. So most likely I will get stabbed.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I put $50 down on 200-1 before the season started that Cleveland would win this Super Bowl...

...I put another $50 down on 100-1 yesterday that the Browns win their next 7 games.

Johnny Ball begins in Cleveland this Sunday @ 1 pm EST...

...cost of still available tickets for his first start jumped instantly to +40% @ the announcement.

I believe his jersey's still the 3rd best seller for the year; a lot of friggn' $$ moves around this kid...

...100-1 says he can't do it, but I've seen him beat bigger odds than that before.

A waste of 100 dollars.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Trying to say I'm broke, so they won't kill me? My money is only worth getting shot in the knees? And the bookies I go to aren't Italian. They are papi's. So most likely I will get stabbed.

There you go, I knew you would get it.



Your bets don't rise to the level of killing; same reason we do not execute for speeding, except maybe Texas...

 

[GothAngelBabe]

Two words: GO STEELERS!!!!! #1 Fan!!!! Okay that's more than two.. oh well!

 

[smoothg103rd]

There you go, I knew you would get it.



Your bets don't rise to the level of killing; same reason we do not execute for speeding, except maybe Texas...

How you know how much I bet?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just an educated guess...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Just an educated guess...

How much do you bet?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How much do you bet?

I have a degree in math. I've crunched the numbers. I don't bet. Ever...

 

[smoothg103rd]

I have a degree in math. I've crunched the numbers. I don't bet. Ever...

You are losing me again.