Next Dildo

[FloridaSmoothie]

What kind of material would you recommend for a new dildo?

 

[koalabear]

human flesh......

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Sorry koalabear, not into cadavors. Yuck!

 

[koalabear]

cold cuts are good for you.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

I have heard of guys sticking their dicks into beef liver. I guess if it was organically raised it would be fine.

 

[koalabear]

you keep the liver, I'll stick to living females.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Females of what species?

 

[koalabear]

obviously not the same as you use. You are looking for a dildo, I'm not.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Gee, just looking for a nice sex toy for my wife, and I get insulted.

 

[koalabear]

must be the thong in your profile pic.......plus the fact there have been dozens of dildo threads....search can be your friend.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

One reason I started this thread was to get more posts under my belt. Only 55,889 to go until I tie you!

 

[koalabear]

see you in 8 years then.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Ya, and in eight years you will have broken the sound barrier!

 

[SinfulSophia]

Sorry koalabear, not into cadavors. Yuck!

omg too funny

 

[koalabear]

Ya, and in eight years you will have broken the sound barrier!

you can always switch to your other alts to keep your count low.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

You mean my FuzzyDildo or my OMGOMGOMG alts?