Next Attorney General: Tony Danza?

[shereads]

I mean, really. Where do we go from here? Are there even worse candidates waiting in the wings? Dare we hope that the next head of the Justice Department will combine Ashcroft's purse-lipped evangelical furvor with Gonzales' smiling passivity?

I'm not sure Tony Danza has what it takes. And Cantinflas is dead. Who else is left?

 

[shereads]

"I have lived the American dream."

~ Antonio Gonzalez

"I have a dream that one day, a child of color will emerge from humble beginnings to authorize unwarranted domestic spying, advocate torture, and serve as the President's chief bootlick and toady."

~ Martin Luther King

 

[cloudy]

How 'bout Mr. Green Jeans? Is he still alive?

 

[shereads]

How 'bout Mr. Green Jeans? Is he still alive?

Sadly, no.

Dancing Bear might be available.

 

[cloudy]

Sadly, no.

Dancing Bear might be available.

The host of Romper Room would be ideal.

 

[Guest]

Joe Isuzu

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/joe_isuzu_1.jpg

 

[Belegon]

Amazing...

David Leisure went to the same community college I did...

Tony Danza was kicked out of my university.

I'm not sure what that means... should I buy a lottery ticket or be very, very scared?

 

[Guest]

Amazing...

David Leisure went to the same community college I did...

Tony Danza was kicked out of my university.

I'm not sure what that means... should I buy a lottery ticket or be very, very scared?

Can I sit on your lap and comfort you?

 

[Trombonus]

Anyone got Gary Coleman's number?

 

[Belegon]

Can I sit on your lap and comfort you?

Hell fucking yes.

 

[Guest]

Hell fucking yes.

*sigh*

Snuggles happily.

All better here.

 

[Belegon]

Anyone got Gary Coleman's number?

877-860-CASH

eta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJMS5OrdAcg

 

[Belegon]

*sigh*

Snuggles happily.

All better here.

I also do weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.


I am available for Bachelorette parties but the applicable skills are slightly different.

 

[Trombonus]

877-860-CASH

eta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJMS5OrdAcg

Well, at least he lost the election for California Governor. Then again, look what we got instead.

 

[shereads]

David Leisure went to the same community college I did...

Name dropper.

 

[Guest]

I also do weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.


I am available for Bachelorette parties but the applicable skills are slightly different.

No doubt.

You can audition for me anytime.

 

[Belegon]

Name dropper.

Pshaw.

If I had dropped the name without there being a picture of him in the previous post, who would have recognized it?

 

[Belegon]

No doubt.

You can audition for me anytime.

*Grin*

You reminded me of one of my favorite scenes of all time in one of my favorite movies of all time...

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

 

[Guest]

*Grin*

You reminded me of one of my favorite scenes of all time in one of my favorite movies of all time...

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

I LOVE Bull Durham. That's one of my favorite scenes.

I love every bit of it. The rain-out scene, when "women, they do get wolly", when he hits the mascot with the pitch, when Crash gives him his first lesson in the bar - all of it.

*sigh*

When Annie says - "Oh, my." when he's undoing her garter straps.

When they have amazing sex in the tub and splash all the candles.

When he paints her toes???

When they have sex on the kitchen table.

Love that movie.

 

[Belegon]

I LOVE Bull Durham. That's one of my favorite scenes.

I love every bit of it. The rain-out scene, when "women, they do get wolly", when he hits the mascot with the pitch, when Crash gives him his first lesson in the bar - all of it.

*sigh*

When Annie says - "Oh, my." when he's undoing her garter straps.

When they have amazing sex in the tub and splash all the candles.

When he paints her toes???

When they have sex on the kitchen table.

Love that movie.

That movie is the closest thing I have ever seen to the way it really is... not all of it. And they shove the stories from a whole season into six weeks... but it's got a lot of truth in it.

I adore it.

 

[Guest]

That movie is the closest thing I have ever seen to the way it really is... not all of it. And they shove the stories from a whole season into six weeks... but it's got a lot of truth in it.

I adore it.

I don't have the experience to understand the realistic aspect to the movie but it certainly stands on its own merits.

One of the first movies we got on DVD, if I recall.

 

[Belegon]

I don't have the experience to understand the realistic aspect to the movie but it certainly stands on its own merits.

One of the first movies we got on DVD, if I recall.

It's a bunch of the little things.

You don't get laid in the clubhouse before a game... at least, not in my memories. But the bar scene? Crash and the Chicken Bone from the resident switch-hitting witch, Jose? The attitude about the Porsche, etc? Dead on.

 

[Guest]

It's a bunch of the little things.

You don't get laid in the clubhouse before a game... at least, not in my memories. But the bar scene? Crash and the Chicken Bone from the resident switch-hitting witch, Jose? The attitude about the Porsche, etc? Dead on.

You want me to touch something to your bat, baby?

 

[Belegon]

You want me to touch something to your bat, baby?

Are you a believer?

I have some things we can do to test your faith... you should be calling on the good lord by name shortly...

 

[Guest]

Are you a believer?

I have some things we can do to test your faith... you should be calling on the good lord by name shortly...

I have no doubt. (Fanning myself.)



(goodnight - I'm off to try and catch up sleep.)