News Headlines from the year 2029

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $1789 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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Thank you fuzzywumpus. :rose:
 
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Informative, but you tell me you went into the future, and didn't get any Powerball numbers?!
 
that av and the word powerball gives me all kinds of thoughts
that have nothing to do with any of this :D
 
After 23 Years, Republicans Set To Regain Power Of Senate, White House

Apple Record Label Open to iTunes Talks with Apple Computers

Videocasette Copy of Porky's Fetches $500K at Sotheby's Auction

Rumors That Dick Clark Will Miss New Year's Rockin' Eve Are Put to Rest

Border Troops Deployed During Bush Presidency Are Called Back

Ford Recalls 5 Million Flying Cars After Multiple Head-On Collisions
 
Thousands of motorists stranded on Interstate 5 between Los Angeles and San Diego due to record snowfall.

Heat wave in Fargo, North Dakota today with high's reaching 105.
 
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