News Flash:

[TxRad]

The ancient and powerful "Rubber Chicken of Death" was unearthed earlier today from under a sofa cushion at ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout Bar and Grill. Several used, uh, other artifacts were also uncovered but those will remain nameless. Let's just say that have added to the Chickens deadly powers.

So, boys and girls, use this thing wisely and as needed. One whack usually gets the idiots, uh, transgressor's attention.

 

[rgraham666]

Damn. I thought I'd stored that thing away in Area 51, next to Jimmy Hoffa's body.

How'd it get back to Abs' place?

 

[sadangel]

Sorry, Sir. I didn't realize that it was "THE Chicken of Death."

I'll try to find it and take it back where it belongs.

Just please, beat me, beat me good for this.

 

[rgraham666]

Your wish is my command.

Wait. That didn't come out right.

 

[TxRad]

I think you're thinking about Dampy's "Rubber Chicken of Doom"

Good to see you two. It's been a while.

How are things going with the move up Nort so you two can be together?