News Flash: 21 Year Old Male Looks for "f"

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Associated Press - In a shocking first, a 21 year old male has posted an advertisement in an online forum for "cyber lovin'". The writer, who goes by the tag, "cox-R-us135" broke all known records of Internet content by posting a poorly spelled, grammatically inept paragraph detailing his particular needs. An excerpt reads below:

"Hey Whatsup girls! 21m here looking for some cyber lovin yeaahhhhh. I got a rock hard cock waiting for your dripping pussy mm show it to me baby. I need a 18-21 F who wants a guy who knows how to use his cock: that's me!"

The post goes on to highlight the writer's various virtues, most of which detail his prowess in the bedroom.

"This is really the first of its kind in the literature." Stanford Professor of Electronic Communication, Dr. Daryl Hauss, comments. "We literally have never seen a young male, in his early twenties, post content like this."

Most posts by males of this particular demographic tend to revolve around video games, sports and earning money. The female focus is particularly intriguing.

"This tells us a lot about the young male psyche," Hannah Forthright, a Psychologist at the University of Alabama notes, "there is apparently this affinity for the opposite sex, at least in this heterosexual case, that tends to focus on physical pleasure. It's really rather fascinating."

Many have speculated on what kind of down-stream ramifications such a post will have on the culture of Internet discussion forums. Will there be a degeneration of the currently high-level discourse of the vast majority of forums? Or will this continue to simply serve as a rare window into the mind of the young male? Perhaps the post that was written in response to this one is telling:

"Hey ladies, cock on cam right now!!!!"
 
Well done!

Small consolation when you're looking for an F, I know--but still, well done.
 
Lol :) not looking for an F via this post though, just thought this was over due
 
You know what's incredibly ironic...
I'm Hannah.
Going to major in Psychology in Alabama after I finish my CC courses ^-^

Thank you for the charming entertainment.
 
Why thank you kinkypan! That is a HUGE compliment!

Hannah... Surreal. Totally surreal. !!!!
 
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