News Bulletin!!!!!! UN sets conditions for invasion of Iraq!!!!!!!

[busybody..]

February 05, 2003


U.N. Security Council Sets Conditions for Invasion


(2003-02-05) -- After U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's compelling presentation of evidence that Iraq is violating U.N. sanctions, the Security Council passed a resolution authorizing the use of force if the following qualifications are met:

--Multiple independently-targetted warheads are launched from Iraq toward any nation but Israel.

--Thousands of civilians in a U.S. city begin keeling over from the effects of poison gas and Saddam Hussein personally claims responsibility for the attack.

--Saddam Hussein is photographed sitting astride a plutonium tipped ICBM with the words "To Russia, with Love" painted on it.

--Iraqi military officers are photographed launching a ship laden with clearly marked canisters of Sarin or VX. The bow of the ship must bear the words "Slow boat to China"

--Photographs prove that Iraqi SCUD missiles, bearing biochemical agents and emblazoned with the words "The French Connection," are about to be launched.

 

[christophe]

well damn and here we didnt think they would show some backbone

 

[QuickDuck]

*chuckle* that was actually funny

 

[busybody..]

 

[eagleyez]

I must admit I expected something different than that

funny (kind of)

 

[busybody..]

 

[Susano]

I think eagleyez means it's too close to the truth to be really funny.

 

[teddybear4play]

February 05, 2003

U.N. Security Council Sets Conditions for Invasion

(2003-02-05) -- After U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's compelling presentation of evidence that Iraq is violating U.N. sanctions, the Security Council passed a resolution authorizing the use of force if the following qualifications are met:

--Multiple independently-targetted warheads are launched from Iraq toward any nation but Israel.

--Thousands of civilians in a U.S. city begin keeling over from the effects of poison gas and Saddam Hussein personally claims responsibility for the attack.

--Saddam Hussein is photographed sitting astride a plutonium tipped ICBM with the words "To Russia, with Love" painted on it.

--Iraqi military officers are photographed launching a ship laden with clearly marked canisters of Sarin or VX. The bow of the ship must bear the words "Slow boat to China"

--Photographs prove that Iraqi SCUD missiles, bearing biochemical agents and emblazoned with the words "The French Connection," are about to be launched.

France and Germany abstained from the vote.

TB4p