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LONDON:
An announcement came today from the Minister of Testicular & Scrotal Punctures that PeePee Man Herman, 43, has decided to pierce his somewhat stunted penis and have seventeen 1/2 carat sapphire studs inserted into his scrotum.
"It's the very least I can do to express my rage over the bloody Yanks," he said in his unmistakeable shrill voice. "First they let that cretin Bush become President, then they snub the U.N. Why don't the bloody lot of them admit they can't run a country and let a few of our blokes come over and get things whipped into shape."
"Before you can say 'bubble and squeak', we Brits will fix their grossly inadequate excuse for a healthcare system, clean up the morally bankrupt politicians, and demand stiff upper lips for the entire population."
When questioned further about his penile piercing and scrotal sapphire studs, PeePee Man said he dismissed other forms of protest like a hunger strike or pouring a litre of kerosene over himself, then lighting it, as "too common" and "ill-suited for this type of protest." Herman said the idea came to him while suffering extreme delirium caused by week-long bout of ptomaine poisoning after he ate 16 servings of rancid fish and chips.
An announcement came today from the Minister of Testicular & Scrotal Punctures that PeePee Man Herman, 43, has decided to pierce his somewhat stunted penis and have seventeen 1/2 carat sapphire studs inserted into his scrotum.
"It's the very least I can do to express my rage over the bloody Yanks," he said in his unmistakeable shrill voice. "First they let that cretin Bush become President, then they snub the U.N. Why don't the bloody lot of them admit they can't run a country and let a few of our blokes come over and get things whipped into shape."
"Before you can say 'bubble and squeak', we Brits will fix their grossly inadequate excuse for a healthcare system, clean up the morally bankrupt politicians, and demand stiff upper lips for the entire population."
When questioned further about his penile piercing and scrotal sapphire studs, PeePee Man said he dismissed other forms of protest like a hunger strike or pouring a litre of kerosene over himself, then lighting it, as "too common" and "ill-suited for this type of protest." Herman said the idea came to him while suffering extreme delirium caused by week-long bout of ptomaine poisoning after he ate 16 servings of rancid fish and chips.
