newbies beware oldies despair

[pabloback]

scientists researching dna have discovered that the pablicious one [moi] does indeed posess a sarcasm gene [oh its true , its DAMN true !!!] along with an enlarged rant chromosome.
due to my hedonistic lifestyle of late the effects of the sarcasm gene and rant chromosome have been in remission and their effects somewhat diluted.
but as i am now back to work and dont have another wild weekend booked for at least threee [yes count em .... one , two , threee whole weeks !!!] the fucknobs of the board {oldies take heed , newbies you wont know what hit you} are in danger of being on the receiving end of the wrath of el pabilicious himself .



people ....... you have been warned
this is an official rant alert

 

[T.H. Oughts]

dont have another wild weekend booked for at least threee [yes count em .... one , two , threee whole weeks !!!]

Well if you have spare time on your hands go make me that porn movie..... I'm still waiting for it !!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

D.P.

 

[pabloback]

if the pic on your av is you , then you can star alongside me in it lol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

if the pic on your av is you , then you can star alongside me in it lol

My SO found the pic the other night when he was surfing and told me to use it as my av as it looks so much like me

So does this mean I get to bend you over and dive deep with my strap on?

 

[Siren]

rant pant cant gant............

 

[pabloback]

what is it with the women of lit , all wanting to fuck my sweet cherry arse with a huge lump of rubber are you all frustrated dommie gods ? or are you all jealous of the good and greater gods of mankind ? ie those of us with big old shlongers dangling between our muscular thighs
either that or you just want to give me one up the arse to hear me squeal mama like a pig and teach me a lesson , i just know y'all dont want to do me dogggy style purely for the eroticism and sexual pleasure you will attain from the situation
confess now like a good lil bad lil girl that you are
i am gonna go eat some choccy while you think about all this

mmmm, crunchy honeycombe
sooooooooo delish

 

[kiwiwolf]

Aah now here at last is the Pablo we all know so well.... welcome back oh rancid one. Thanks for the warning.

 

[Siren]

wankie dankie doo

 

[Wiggles]

Re: wankie dankie doo

<snippet>

anyone else visualizing this?

I am Now!!

LMAO

 

[pabloback]

black calvin kleins
no choccy crumbs
no choccy on my mush
many thoughts in my head about how you will be defiled with a large marrow while tied to the head board with a satsuma in your mouth as the pressure on the vice grips turns your nipples blue
how you like the sound of that fishlips
you like to swim? wow you swim a long way , how far you swim?
with a concrete overcoat bucket minge lol

 

[Siren]

yea, my description is most likely spot on correct

 

[T.H. Oughts]

i just know y'all dont want to do me dogggy style purely for the eroticism and sexual pleasure you will attain from the situation
confess now like a good lil bad lil girl that you are

Of course sweetie, why else would I want to do it??? It wouldn't be because it reminds me of husking corn when I was a kid

 

[Lost Cause]

Bring it on...I've never backed down from a rant from any entrenched ol' Lit coot! I'm well aware of the little groups the ol' codgers herd themselves into to talk about absolutely erroneous shit! They self elevate into a faux-elite group, bitter through age, to anyone who attempts to interact. Afterall, who wants fresh ideas and perspectives, when you already have your minds made up?
So go ahead and cluck away like a bunch of hens, we'll watch and chuckle at the circus!