Newbies and returning literoticans. Please introduce yourselves.

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Hello and welcome to the General Board.

There are many new authors and GB posters that have joined this site the past few months. I noticed some older and long absent literoticans have returned here as well. Or just say Hi.

It is tradition for noobies to post their tits or bits as well.

I am Johnny Ray Wilson. Call me Johnny, Johnny Ray, JRW, Ray, or whatever suits you.

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

I am ziti_the_noodle. I am not quite yet al dente. I'll be ready to eat shortly but when you're finished, I'll be gone.

-ziti

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I am ziti_the_noodle. I am not quite yet al dente. I'll be ready to eat shortly but when you're finished, I'll be gone.

-ziti

Can I call you Ramen instead? I just ate some ramen noodles. All those bold newbies I have seen the past few days seem to suddenly become shy.

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

Can I call you Ramen instead? I just ate some ramen noodles. All those bold newbies I have seen the past few days seem to suddenly become shy.

I have a Wilson basketball. Can I call you basketball?

-ziti

 

[Karen Kraft]

In addition to all of the above, you also need to go here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=546251
and follow the instructions.

Here's an example of what you are to post:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

In addition to all of the above, you also need to go here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=546251
and follow the instructions.

I don't know any of those people.

-ziti

 

[Karen Kraft]

I don't know any of those people.

-ziti

You have to go to the more recent ones.

The thread is very old and people move on.

You recognize this one, don't you?:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

You have to go to the more recent ones.

The thread is very old and people move on.

You recognize this one, don't you?:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

Is that you?

-ziti

 

[Karen Kraft]

Is that you?

-ziti

No, Sweetie. That's Dani (HeyItsDani)


See the Member Name of the person who posted it?

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

No, Sweetie. That's Dani (HeyItsDani)


See the Member Name of the person who posted it?

Why do ypu want me to see a picture of her?

-ziti

 

[eyer]

You recognize this one, don't you?:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

She quips about "small" boobs...

...but aren't they just only a slight bit more than pancake flat?

 

[Karen Kraft]

She quips about "small" boobs...

...but aren't they just only a slight bit more than pancake flat?

They're lovely.

 

[Saint Peter]

You have to go to the more recent ones.

The thread is very old and people move on.

You recognize this one, don't you?:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

Sweet Lordy Jesus!

 

[Instant_Star]

I'm a nerd.

I write fiction... badly unless the stars align properly.

I'm also know for buying single grapes at the supermarket.

 

[ziti_the_noodle]

They're lovely.

Huh. No answer. People are so predictable.

-ziti

 

[Saint Peter]

I am Pete.

I have been here for a few.


You can suck it.

 

[Sinny]

I am Pete.

I have been here for a few.


You can suck it.

Yes, please.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

xxxxx

 

[IndieSnob]

The fuck you say.

 

[neci]

hi. i am neci.

 

[wannabebitchboi]

xxxxxx

 

[piccicatopolka]

Been here since 2003 so not really new. Piccata means to 'pound flat' as in chicken piccata. The Pizzicato Polka is a piece written by Johann Strauss and is often played by beginning bands and orchestras. Pizzicato means 'to pluck'.

So my log-in name is a smashup of those concepts. (in case anyone was wondering) In some languages the 'cc' and 'zz' are pronounced as 'tzs' as in 'itsy bitsy'. Its up to you if you want to try to say my name with the hard C or the slippery Z. If I were you I wouldn't try to say my log-in name at all.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

In addition to all of the above, you also need to go here:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=546251
and follow the instructions.

Here's an example of what you are to post:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39047976&postcount=2416

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1290606938188&id=0981f9fe1ed167670c3e350e445d8cb5

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I am Pete.

I have been here for a few.


You can suck it.

What happened to the ass fucking fetish?

 

[garbage can]

Uhmmm, Hi...I'm a conservative, best you iggy me now.