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Roll-One

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;) hello everyone, i have been coming in here now for awhile, friend of mine sent me this site, and i think it is great, i didn't know whether to post this on this board or the personal board soooo, i'll probably do both.

I found myself posting reply's without properly introducing myself, and for that i'm very sorry. I think you ppl are really great, and i would like to join your community, if thats ok.

Just alittle about myself...k

I'm male,pushing 40, ewwwwwww..lol
I have brown greying hair, green eyes, 180 lbs, and i'm 6' tall, med. built.
I live in Kentucky, USA..I'm very open minded, and i'm very sensative to others feelings, i have a great sence of humor, ( i'm usually the life of the party) cause i am a very happy person, and i love to make new friends, i guess thats why i started replying to your posts, cause i know no strangers, sorry again... I always try to be honest and open with who ever i meet. I'm just me, and can't be anything else...

oh yeah, just for the record, i can't spell or type, so take it easy on me ...k...or give me hell...lmmfao

I'm no one special, just a happy guy who likes to be with good friends..

Thank You for reading my post..
And everyone...Have a great day today !!!!!!!
 
Welcome.

Hope you enjoy this board and the people on it as much as I do!

God I love this site!
 
Roll-One said:
I'm male,pushing 40, ewwwwwww..lol

Where are you pushing it to?

Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm in a smart-ass mood today.
Welcome, and hi.
 
I smell fresh meat... where is Tiggie? lol

Hi Roll-One, welcome to the BB. Glad you've decided to join us on a full time basis.

I am curious as to one thing though, how close to 40 are you? I'm 25 and according to my best friend who will remain nameless (Tiggs Tiggs Tiggs Tiggs Tiggs) I'm "pushing 30" LOL

Oops, guess her name just slipped out a few times.
Did I mention it's Tiggs that claims I'm old? LMAO
 
:) lmao...April, i'm pushing it as farrrrrrrrrrrrrr awayyyyyyyy as i can.

Ezzie...ummmmmmmm..ummmmmmm...plus ten to yours..LOL...i'll never tell my age..lmao

Thanks for welcoming me
 
Welcome welcome welcome roll-one! Have been born and raised in Tennessee...I can help any one with translations of what you have written.

I am sure you can do the Arkansas 12th grade reading test?

MR DUKS
MR KNOT
OSAR CM WANGS
LIB, MR DUKS!

Lajo
 
Hey, how are ya.

Welcome aboard.

Why do these things make me feel like a used car salesman.

Sheesh
 
She's not a flirt..

And I'm not as mean and cocky as people think I am... yeah right Tiggs. LOL

But Roll, she does like older guys, and trust me... she's a great person. Damn these hormones are making me soft!! hehehe
 
Welcome,Roll-One. I am now pushing the other side of 40, I turned 41 this year. Welcome to the board, lots of fun, sometimes controversy, but very rarely a dull moment. No one flirts here, do they Tiggs, Nicole, Jade, Luscious Lioness, et al? NOOOOOOOOOOO flirting here-LMAO!!
 
Welcome Roll:) I'm new to and I have the same prob with
spelling/punctuation when typing. This board is really fun
tho with lotsa interesting threads and cool people. I've
been reading/posting every day now for a week! Think this
board can get a bit addicting if your not carefull.
 
newbies

You know, I think we're going a little soft on these newbies. Things were different in my day.
They didn't let just anyone join back then. You had to wait until somebody died, and created a vacancy. Then, you had to take that six hour exam -- the one with the essay questions. Then, there was the psychological profile, and the physical. Then, you had to be personally approved by the board of directors.
I don't even want to talk about all the bribes I had to pay.
Nor the 'favors' I had to do for some of the more influential members.
These days, it's sign up, welcome, have fun.
You kids have it so easy!
 
Um I wanna do the physical and i'm up for doing favors to!
I think us new newbies are getting jipped!!
 
Re: newbies

R Nitelight said:
You know, I think we're going a little soft on these newbies. Things were different in my day.
They didn't let just anyone join back then. You had to wait until somebody died, and created a vacancy. Then, you had to take that six hour exam -- the one with the essay questions. Then, there was the psychological profile, and the physical. Then, you had to be personally approved by the board of directors.
I don't even want to talk about all the bribes I had to pay.
Nor the 'favors' I had to do for some of the more influential members.
These days, it's sign up, welcome, have fun.
You kids have it so easy!

That would be board of DICTATORS

And they weren't bribe they were thankyou gifts

'Favours' makes you a favourite... be happy

And as for people dying, oh god I hope not unless you are talking about the people we killed...

Da chef
 
Thanks everyoneeeeeee... i knew i would like this site, you are great ppl
 
Hi handsome.......

:p
 
Help me Rosebushy..... He is a strong one.

:p
 
well his name alone is worth it but I get to be the mast okay Sexy Siren??? PLEASE
 
No problem sweet Rose.......

:p
 
Oh my...I am there...hurry up Roll-one...I am not going to miss this.
 
Escuse me but could I volunteer to be the rope please?:)
 
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