Newbie Self Assessment Form

[neonlyte]

Something Honey123 said another thread reminded me I am technically a Newbie. Frankly I am suprised not to have received on message of welcome. OK, OK I know I said I didn't want any, but when you get to my age your always saying you don't want any when really you just want to be jumped, sorry, I meant to say given birthday presents.

I thought it would be useful to provide a handy self assessment form for Newbies, so they could rate their achievement level after, say 50 posts, ie half way to getting goosed. (I wish they would change that stupid name to something more relevent 'webfoot', 'goosedown' - AV is so nothing)

NEWBIE SELF ASSESSMENT FORM
Tick one item only
1. I was welcomed with open...
a) arms
b) legs
c) mouths
d) sewers

2. People have commented that my sense of humour...
a) rocks
b) has them falling on the floor
c) has room for improvement (and spelling)
d) stinks

3. My posts are generally considered to be...
a) erudite
b) witty but considered
c) arrogant to the point of insulting at least 50% of Lit members
d) garbage

4. I have never started a thread because...
a) I don't know how
b) I'm shy
c) I know more than most of you
d) I'm fed up with your shitty replies

5) I have started threads because...
a) I have genuine concerns that require a scholarly considered response
b) I am anxious to learn how to spell
c) To prove I've got a big brain
d) Because I run a betting site on how long they take to get highjacked

6) I joined Lit and AH because...
a) I like the pictures
b) I like the pictures
c) I like the pictures
d) No other fucker would have me









If you scored mostly a's you are fitting in well, but don't post too often.

If you scored mostly b's, you are probably in the right place.

If you scored mostly c's you probably stumbled in by mistake.

If you scored mostly d's - I understand the DurtGirl group is looking for writers.

Please feel free to test yourselves - even if you have passed the 50 post mark.

This has been a public service posting by NL

 

[cloudy]

Okay, okay - you said you didn't want a welcome, but I'm gonna do it anyway.....

Welcome!!!

Cloudy (a relative newbie myself)

 

[Guest]

Welcome to the AH, Neonlyte.

You're doing great by me, honey. Give yourself a clean sweep of A's.

Lou

 

[SnoopDog]

Hi and welcome to Lit. Feel free to feed and cuddle Lit's lil Beagle anytime. And just keep posting on.
I thought i'll never leave Newbie status but right now i'm pretty optimistic.

Snoopy

 

[Black Tulip]

Hi,

Welcome from me, even though I'm still a youngster.

Have a

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Welcome, I'd shake your hand but I'm smoking and being haughty at the moment.
I will put in a word for you to get properly goosed, I'm in with the gosling.
~A~

 

[SeaCat]

And another welcome

And another welcome from another newbie.
I love the test but I don't think I'll take it. I might find it educational. I'll just go on annoying everyone here. Now if I can only figure out how they put up those AV's I can really start annoying them. Hmmmmm, maybe that's why they won't let me put one up?)

SeaCat

 

[pop_54]

Something Honey123 said another thread reminded me I am technically a Newbie. Frankly I am suprised not to have received on message of welcome. OK, OK I know I said I didn't want any, but when you get to my age your always saying you don't want any when really you just want to be jumped, sorry, I meant to say given birthday presents.

I thought it would be useful to provide a handy self assessment form for Newbies, so they could rate their achievement level after, say 50 posts, ie half way to getting goosed. (I wish they would change that stupid name to something more relevent 'webfoot', 'goosedown' - AV is so nothing)

NEWBIE SELF ASSESSMENT FORM
Tick one item only
1. I was welcomed with open...
a) arms
b) legs
c) mouths
d) sewers

2. People have commented that my sense of humour...
a) rocks
b) has them falling on the floor
c) has room for improvement (and spelling)
d) stinks

3. My posts are generally considered to be...
a) erudite
b) witty but considered
c) arrogant to the point of insulting at least 50% of Lit members
d) garbage

4. I have never started a thread because...
a) I don't know how
b) I'm shy
c) I know more than most of you
d) I'm fed up with your shitty replies

5) I have started threads because...
a) I have genuine concerns that require a scholarly considered response
b) I am anxious to learn how to spell
c) To prove I've got a big brain
d) Because I run a betting site on how long they take to get highjacked

6) I joined Lit and AH because...
a) I like the pictures
b) I like the pictures
c) I like the pictures
d) No other fucker would have me









If you scored mostly a's you are fitting in well, but don't post too often.

If you scored mostly b's, you are probably in the right place.

If you scored mostly c's you probably stumbled in by mistake.

If you scored mostly d's - I understand the DurtGirl group is looking for writers.

Please feel free to test yourselves - even if you have passed the 50 post mark.

This has been a public service posting by NL

Most elaborate hint for a welcome I've ever seen darling

Would you like a GB style welcome... or an AH style welcome?

I must agree with the others though, 'A' for effort, and 'A' for content


PS: Welcome, and don't mention sheep, Oh and if you need 'THE' question answered you'll have to wait until MG's back. Oh and don't under pain of death shorten Svenska's name in any way shape or form. I think that's about it

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: Newbie Self Assessment Form

Most elaborate hint for a welcome I've ever seen darling

Would you like a GB style welcome... or an AH style welcome?

I must agree with the others though, 'A' for effort, and 'A' for content


PS: Welcome, and don't mention sheep, Oh and if you need 'THE' question answered you'll have to wait until MG's back. Oh and don't under pain of death shorten Svenska's name in any way shape or form. I think that's about it

And if you need a raid undertaken, just ask Lou about the posse.........

 

[cloudy]

Re: And another welcome

And another welcome from another newbie.
I love the test but I don't think I'll take it. I might find it educational. I'll just go on annoying everyone here. Now if I can only figure out how they put up those AV's I can really start annoying them. Hmmmmm, maybe that's why they won't let me put one up?)

SeaCat

If you're not being facetious (and I'm scared you are) just pm me and I'll tell you how to get the AV thingy goin'......

 

[neonlyte]

Damn, I had it down for being hijacked by post 10, this is gonna cost me a packet!

Thanks for the welcomes one and all.

NL

 

[SeaCat]

Re: Re: And another welcome

If you're not being facetious (and I'm scared you are) just pm me and I'll tell you how to get the AV thingy goin'......

Cloudy,

Many thanks, I'm now working on setting up a picture that will work with the restraints. (150x150.) There should soon be a new avatar here.
Again, many thanks.

SeaCat

 

[damppanties]

Ok, I took the test. I know it's supposed to be for newbies but who cares about the rules set by a newbie.

I got an a, b, c, d and an e which I made up myself in answer to question 4. I didn't answer question one 'cos I wasn't welcomed. Yet.

What does that make me?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

HUM,

Did anyone else notice that this so-called "neonlyte' newbie did not reveal his/her/its own personal score? Very suspicious. We may need to keep this "virgin" under close observation.

It should also be noted there was no category "E" to designate the type of open reception I received--probably best classified as, contempt. It was, to the best of my recollection, expressed along the lines of: "Go away! You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny."

Bah. Humbug. Hello, neonlyte.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Welcome NL,

Nice quiz. I'd have taken it, but I stumbled upon the answer key before I got here and didn't think it would be fair. Besides, it's late here and I don't take quizes after midnight unless they pertain strictly to sex. Maybe next time.

But welcome to the AH! Kick back and enjoy.

~lucky

 

[neonlyte]

Tampering with the rating system is an astonishingly unsociable form of behaviour. See what happens when you get a bunch of radical free thinkers on a page together - things get out of hand.

Damppanties, how in the world could you not possibly have been welcomed? Welcome and

As for your personal score, you are clearly a deviant, which bit of you wants to be like Durt Girl?

Oh Rump's, I'm not eligible for the test - yet to reach 50 posts.

NL

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: Re: And another welcome

Cloudy,

Many thanks, I'm now working on setting up a picture that will work with the restraints. (150x150.) There should soon be a new avatar here.
Again, many thanks.

SeaCat

You're very welcome - glad I could help.

 

[damppanties]

Damppanties, how in the world could you not possibly have been welcomed? Welcome and

As for your personal score, you are clearly a deviant, which bit of you wants to be like Durt Girl?

Perhaps they didn't want me to stay too long?

As for being DurtGurl... well, most of me wants to be that.

ps. Deviant? I love that!

 

[oggbashan]

What does that make me?

Welcome and Interesting. I dare you to unwrap the quilt.

I haven't had an experience with an Indian lady yet. Perhaps I'm too old.



Og

 

[damppanties]

Welcome and Interesting. I dare you to unwrap the quilt.

I haven't had an experience with an Indian lady yet. Perhaps I'm too old.



Og

Thank you and thank you.

Unwrap the quilt?

What kind of 'experience' exactly?

You're not too old. You asked me to unwrap the quilt.

 

[RenzaJones]

Thank you and thank you.

Unwrap the quilt?

What kind of 'experience' exactly?

You're not too old. You asked me to unwrap the quilt.

I second the unwrapping of the quilt oh yeah and welcome neon suppose you don't want a kiss but to bad you're getting one anyhow

 

[neonlyte]

Great, this is just what I joined for, the pictures.

Lets start a poll on unwrapping the quilt, add your votes here

So far its three in favour and none against.

Oh, thanks for the new welcomes RJ

Ogg can have a hand shake!

NL

 

[oggbashan]

Unwrap the quilt?

What kind of 'experience' exactly?

You're not too old. You asked me to unwrap the quilt.

Perhaps one of my new stories 'Saree Wrap' shows what sort of experience I'm looking for, or not.



Love Og

 

[oggbashan]

I second the unwrapping of the quilt oh yeah and welcome neon suppose you don't want a kiss but to bad you're getting one anyhow

Now I'm jealous. What do I have to do to get a kiss from Renza?

I'm still on edge waiting for the unwrapping.

Og

 

[English Lady]

hello and welcome neonlyte. I think i was mostly ignored when i first started posting....but I just kept posting and that show'd 'em! They even occassionally acknowledge me now*nods head*

I think you're doing damn well in the welcoming stakes...congratulations!

PS....Yes they are mine*points to AV*