newbie*points to herself*

[tuna chan]

oh yes im a newbie

im dana and you may all eat my live since im new


ill probably post more of my dumbass/newbie questions
muha

 

[FungiUg]

Welcome along, even if your nickname does seem a bit fishy!

If you're a newbie, there are several threads to check out. The first is the Welcome to the BDSM Forum: Please Read thread.

The next is the BDSM Library thread.

You may also wish to have a look at our unofficial Frequently Asked Questions thread.

So once again, welcome along, and do feel free to jump in and add to the mahem!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Bullshit

You may also wish to have a look at our unofficial Frequently Asked Questions thread.

i already hit you with one lawn dart ...

Stamps the fucker official.

Any questions?

 

[graceanne]

Hi, and welcome. I'm sure you'll love it here.

*walks away humming 'Hotel California'*

You can check out any time you like, but you can't never leave!

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Bullshit

i already hit you with one lawn dart ...

I think it's progressed to lawn tennis. Unofficial. Looks unrepentant.

 

[witcha]

Hi*waves at dana* You'll love it here...Just watch out on dolf..She's a psycho





witcha

 

[dolf]

Hi*waves at dana* You'll love it here...Just watch out on dolf..She's a psycho.

oi! i AM the welcoming committee...i'm just late is all

dana, glad you made it over here hon

okay...beware of graceanne {bad influence} inari, witcha , snowy
etc {her evil minions} but stick with me and you'll be fine kid

*gets back to putting lobsters in m wisdoms pants and pulling tigers tails*
xx

 

[Vixandra]

Salutations and welcome, Dana-chan!

Dolf's not that scary, honest she's not... most of the time anyway.

 

[Guest]

Salutations and welcome, Dana-chan!

Dolf's not that scary, honest she's not... most of the time anyway.

Welllll....Providing you discount that whole thing about the socks..

 

[Vixandra]

Welllll....Providing you discount that whole thing about the socks..

No one's perfect you know.
Besides- we want the newbie to at least get 10 posts before we scare her off.

 

[dolf]

Welllll....Providing you discount that whole thing about the socks..

the sock thing is justified
xx

 

[graceanne]

No one's perfect you know.
Besides- we want the newbie to at least get 10 posts before we scare her off.

We do? *pouts* Why?

I just wanna point out that I'm sweet and angelic, says so. Now dolf's says she's the antichrist, and witcha's . . . well her name is witch - a. Need I say more? I'm the only one you can trust here. Do you need a hug?

 

[dolf]

We do? *pouts* Why?

I just wanna point out that I'm sweet and angelic, says so. Now dolf's says she's the antichrist, and witcha's . . . well her name is witch - a. Need I say more? I'm the only one you can trust here. Do you need a hug?

why? coz i like her

my sig says that nasty witcha called me that...not that i am that {silly grace} all it means is that witcha calls people names *sigh*

read the "i'm Betticus' GOOD little girl" line only

 

[Vixandra]

We do? *pouts* Why?

I just wanna point out that I'm sweet and angelic, says so. Now dolf's says she's the antichrist, and witcha's . . . well her name is witch - a. Need I say more? I'm the only one you can trust here. Do you need a hug?

Yeah, 10 posts before truely becoming evil to them. They don't have to be in here though- its the total post count that counts.

And what's wrong with witches? The majority of us are good people.

 

[dolf]

And what's wrong with witches? The majority of us are good people.

i'm not though
xx

 

[graceanne]

Yeah, 10 posts before truely becoming evil to them. They don't have to be in here though- its the total post count that counts.

And what's wrong with witches? The majority of us are good people.

Well let me see . . . witches. . . angels. . . . which has a better reputation? *bats eyes angelically*

 

[graceanne]

i'm not though
xx

see she admits it. And as for being betticus' 'good' girl, that can be taken in so many ways. . . what have you been doing .. . good?

 

[MastrJ]

Welcome Dana. Don't worry about Dolf and Graceanne. Their very nice people. Just nod your head a lot and smile. Don't break eye contact.


Walk backwards slowly....


Keeeeep smiling....


Slowly walk backwards....










RUN!!!!

 

[m wisdom]

Welcome.

Do you like lobsters?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: Bullshit

I think it's progressed to lawn tennis. Unofficial. Looks unrepentant.

Not a problem ... i'll just roll the Serv-o-matic over here and load it up with balls last used at Wimbledon.

You want the speed setting on "stun" or "brand my ass?"

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[MastrJ]

note I am not listed among those to watch out for

That's it! You're on the list now.

 

[dolf]

Re: Re: Re: Bullshit

Not a problem ... i'll just roll the Serv-o-matic over here and load it up with balls last used at Wimbledon.

You want the speed setting on "stun" or "brand my ass?"

if i wasn't so scared of you i might say something about firing things at newbies...but as i am

*runs away*
xx

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Bullshit

i might say something about firing things at newbies ...

Read again dolf. i directed that at FU, not a newbie.

 

[tuna chan]

bam

dolf told me to come here
weeeeee
*starts dancing*

ok question
who do i put a pic up by my name
i cant rember where to go..
blarg..


well im off to talk to smarter child

LostwithLucy: can i give you head
SmarterChild: No need to use the bad words.
LostwithLucy: its not bad
SmarterChild: What is it, exactly?
LostwithLucy: head
SmarterChild: Other people have told me they like head too.

ahahaha