I'm a newbie on this board and now I find out I am a virgin too. How cruel. Well, wait a minute; now that I think about it maybe it won't be so bad. I can start over and have all this to look forward to. You don't strip me of my current knowledge AND make me a virgin, do you? Oh I hope not. That would be so unbelievably mean.
<sniff> <sniff> <Crying in my pillow>
<sniff> <sniff> <Crying in my pillow>