New York Man 'Grows' Six Inches Through Surgery

[4est_4est_Gump]

At five inches, his penis was shorter than the average American male and very unhappy about it.

So he did something other men who feel short might consider unthinkable: he opted for costly, painful surgeries to make himself "grow" a total of six inches.

"I realized that the world looked at me a certain way that I didn't look at myself in that certain way," said the 37-year-old New Yorker, who goes by the pseudonym "Apotheosis" in online forums and asked that "20/20" not use his real name. "I wanted the way I felt about myself and the way the world felt about me to be similar."

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/york-man-grows-inches-surgery/story?id=15776730#.T0pCahzUqdx

 

[rosco rathbone]

They have to break the bone in your cock and implant a state of the art telescopic metal rod.

 

[Beco]

Instead of going through the pain and risk of a penis enlargement, just make more money....and your troubles and lack of self esteem will disappear

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sounds positively S&Mish!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Instead of going through the pain and risk of a penis enlargement, just make more money....and your troubles and lack of self esteem will disappear

Get a pre-nup or half your money disappears too!

 

[clutch1]

I cringe at the thought of a catheter. I'll stick with what I got.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I cringe at the thought of a catheter. I'll stick with what I got.

what? You don't like the idea of a pissed off nurse in a rush before lunch, having a bad day, removing a foley from your urogenital system with a hard yank?

 

[clutch1]

what? You don't like the idea of a pissed off nurse in a rush before lunch, having a bad day, removing a foley from your urogenital system with a hard yank?

I always envision a Louise Fletcher type doing it, and it doesn't end well.

 

[semen4her]

I grew 6 inches from birth.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I always envision a Louise Fletcher type doing it, and it doesn't end well.

I've actually experienced it, although she was Russian or Polish and not Lousie Fletcher, and you aren't missing anything.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I cringe at the thought of a catheter. I'll stick with what I got.

You don't want to stick it deeper?

 

[AirRichard101]

Obviously, the users who have replied, took the bait 4est laid out without bothering to click the link. The story is NOT about lengthening his penis.

The quote is therefore falsified.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Obviously, the users who have replied, took the bait 4est laid out without bothering to click the link. The story is NOT about lengthening his penis.

The quote is therefore falsified.

Of course it is; it is just a parody/joke...

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I was hoping this thread was going to be about someone's fulfilled dream to play professional basketball.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Obviously, the users who have replied, took the bait 4est laid out without bothering to click the link. The story is NOT about lengthening his penis.

The quote is therefore falsified.

 

[miles]

what? You don't like the idea of a pissed off nurse in a rush before lunch, having a bad day, removing a foley from your urogenital system with a hard yank?

I was hospitalized several years ago and had one. Right before she yanked it out the nurse said "just pretend I'm Miss America."

It didn't help.