New Years Resolutions

I'm gonna try to overcome some of my shyness, maybe start a thread or two.
 
My New Years resolution... Try to bring more happiness to those around me...
 
"Get a penis enlargement"

My wife says my 9½"inches would be better if I had 11½"inches.(LMFAO)
 
Quit smoking, start running 5 miles daily instead of twice a week.




Where's my Zippo???
 
I resolve

to look at my life and discern the things that make me happy and learn to live my life accordingly instead of living it so much off the cuff.

to save more money

to start back into some type of spiritual guidance whether it is church or just reading inspirational books

to go to Key West and shake my bikini-clad bootie like there's no tomorrow (hehe)

to build on friendships; renew past ones and let go of the ones bringing me down

to be less selfish

to hold less tightly to my son so he can grow up and away with confidance. (that's the toughest one)
 
To have more sex, unfortunatly i can count the amount of times i got it this year on 1 hand...........
In fact now i mention it, it was with 1 of my hands too.
 
To cut the fat out of my life. (i.e. quit smoking and exercise more than I do)

Be even funnier than I am

Be a better friend to those I care about

Quit working so damn much

Buy a new house

Goto a Tropical destination in April or May and reward myself for all the hard work I have done in the past 18 months or so

Continue being the honest, fun loving, caring and decent man that I am
 
I've got a serious one....

I will write more erotic Literature for Literotica. In the past year I havent written as much as I've wanted to, so hopefully u all will be enjoying my new stories as you did my old ones...
 
I resolve to NOT throttle the StudMuffin. I won't. I swear.



Okay, if anyone asks, specially the guys with the badge, I was here all day with you guys, okay?



:( He's been loose for three days and he's already driving me crazy. *sigh*
 
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