New Weird Al...

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White and Nerdy... Awesome!!!!


And Donny Osmond is in the video!!! DOUBLE AWESOME!!!


Lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic White & Nerdy

They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I wanna roll with... the gangstas

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Really, really white & nerdy

First in my class there at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin - to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in ********** as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on... my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white & nerdy
I'd like to roll with... the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
How'd I get so white & nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit, Wikipedia

I memorized "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' web sites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'... they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
Just because I'm white & nerdy
All because I'm white & nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy

I wanna bowl with... the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
Think I'm just too white & nerdy
I'm just too white & nerdy
Look a' me, I'm white & nerdy
 
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Although... err... I think I'm white and nerdy.

A lot of these lyrics apply to me.

I'm never going to hear the end of this from all my friends who say I'm the whitest latin guy they've ever met!
 
elsol said:
Although... err... I think I'm white and nerdy.

A lot of these lyrics apply to me.

I'm never going to hear the end of this from all my friends who say I'm the whitest latin guy they've ever met!
Weird Al's "white and nerdy" is more a state of mind than an accident of genetics.

Love him.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Nothing will ever top Albuquerque - 8+ minutes of pure stream of consciousness insanity. Ahhh... bliss...

Running close are The Night Santa Went Crazy, Good Ol' Days, One More Minute... Al's best stuff are his original songs. The parodies just sell the albums, it's those original songs where Al shines.
 
nothing kicks ass quite so well as an accordian played with finesse and a sense of humor.
have loved him since, oh i don't know, forever. heard his newest on the radio and just cracked up!

if you like weird al, you might also like Stephen Lynch . hes very crude and off kilter but dayum...he makes me laugh so!
 
OK so my wife is showing the video to this song to me and I'm chuckling, and there's that huge ass formula behind Al and Donny in some of the shots. the video ends and she asks waht I think. "Funny song but I wish the video were clearer so I could figure out the formula behind them".

She laughed for a full 3 minutes.

Bitch ;)
 
Al is the only all-out comedian/musician that I really like. The other alternatives just don't cut it for me. People are always saying "here, you gotta hear this, it's funny," and I never laugh, because only Al has that unique charm that gets me to giggle at his music.

Dare to Be Stupid!
 
I love Weird Al.

Voltaire is his Gothic evil twin... everyone should hear the Klingon Rap (Worf's Revenge) at least once. And The USS Make Shit Up, and The Sexy Data Tango, and... of course... Dead Girls.

I may just make a video and throw it up on YouTube for those who have never heard the Klingon Rap...

Cause my head ain't the only part of me thats got RIDGES!
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
OK so my wife is showing the video to this song to me and I'm chuckling, and there's that huge ass formula behind Al and Donny in some of the shots. the video ends and she asks waht I think. "Funny song but I wish the video were clearer so I could figure out the formula behind them".

She laughed for a full 3 minutes.

Bitch ;)


*snort*

Confirmation: Geek! ;)

I love Geeks! :kiss:
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
OK so my wife is showing the video to this song to me and I'm chuckling, and there's that huge ass formula behind Al and Donny in some of the shots. the video ends and she asks waht I think. "Funny song but I wish the video were clearer so I could figure out the formula behind them".

She laughed for a full 3 minutes.

Bitch ;)
I thought the same thing when I watched it, but fortunately I didn't have anyone there to laugh at me :p
 
SelenaKittyn said:
OMG that is SO FUNNY! I'm laughing my ass off!!!! :D


Hey, since you guys wanted to know:

The equation in the background of the chorus is Schrödinger's wave equation for the hydrogen atom; however, there is an error in that Planck's constant is displayed in place of Dirac's constant.

This is the correct equation:

http://www.geocities.com/selenakittyn/equation.bmp


:kiss:


holy hell you are fucking hot!

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
damnit, now I'm spending all afternoon watching Weird Al videos... I haven't caught up on what he's done lately at all... since the Jedi thing...

EBAY is cracking me up!!!
 
Find the EGV ( extra gory version ) of The Night Santa Went Crazy if you can. I found it floating around somewhere, I think it was recorded at a live show - but almost studio quality.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
Some guy from the s.w.a.t team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend now, that's his brains on the floor
Guess we won't have this fat guy to push around any more

Happy Birthday is also another favorite.
 
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