New Virus Alert: The Fucksprocket Worm

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This is perhaps the most devious and potentially destructive viruses ever seen. It is a mutant spin-off of the dreaded Fucktard Virus of 1999, which was developed by Douche Puddle Labs, LTD, in the UK by some particularly fussy lads who wanted to get back at their Mum for serving them Bubble and Squeak for dinner 65 days in a row.

If you get an email with an attachment named ReallyBadVirus.exe, do not open it. It can be fatal, or worse.
 
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